Walt easily snags this round

Investing in VHS tape manufacturers.

November 16 to November 24

Describe unwise retirement fund strategies.

November 11 to November 17

Worst "celebrations" of "Veterans' Day."

Some leaders tried Walt's suggestion.

Try taking over the world.

Walt: Mission Accomplished; well done.

November 4 to November 10

Uses for that "extra hour."

Slobo; you win this round...

They sell it as Gatorade.

October 28 to November 3

What happens when water "expires?"

Winner for the past week

Slobo's worked nicely for me....

Losing three teeth at recess.

October 21 to October 27


A favorite memory from school.

Rachel takes this week's crown.

Dante's Inferno was even hotter!

October 14 to October 20

Great literature, in Five Words.

(Introduce the book with title.)

I own cats; Slobo's wins

We'll neuter him next year.

October 7 to October 13

Something you will regret saying.

Walt easily snags the win

A clone of Bill Gates.

September 30 to October 5

The greatest threat from technology.

Winner for the past week.

I enjoyed Rachel's several entries.

What if God is Everything?

Answer: please read, "God's Debris."

September 23 to September 29

A thought provoking "what if?"

September 16 to September 22

Redneck versions of historical events.

Given this story, Mike wins.

Terrorists take control of Starbucks.

September 9 to September 15

Anticipated upcoming Christmas movie plots.

September 2 to September 8

Best or worst school memories.

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Rhonrhon wins the past round.

Cancel at the last minute!

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August 26 to September 1

Best wedding ideas you've witnessed.

Slobo takes the prize, easily.

I'll ask about her husband.

August 19 to August 25

When you meet the President...

August 12 to August 18

Bad Presidential Candidate campaign speeches.

August 5 to August 11

Define what "being married" means.

Two week challenge: vacation looming.

July 22 to August 4

"Goals" from your personal résumé.

Slobo Wins the last round

By the power of Greyskull!

July 15 to July 20

"Catchphrase" you'd claim as yours.

We've had some better entries...

In any case, Slobo wins.

Grampa, what smells so bad?

July 8 to July 14

Questions kids should not ask.

July 1 to July 7

Headlines we'll see this week.

Winner for the past week.

Just did it; it wins.

My bum after bike riding!

June 24 to June 30

What is your greatest pain?

Winner for the past week

Amy snags the win with:

As soon as pool's open.

June 17 to June 23

When does summer truly start?

June 10 to June 16

What's good in the news?

June 3 to June 9

Key phrase for resignation letter.

Newest player wins last round.

We'll award Rhonrhon for poetic:

Loon song on sunset lake.

May 27 to June 2

Vacation memories from your childhood.

No one wins last round

Most movie sequels are silly.

May 20 to May 26

Worst ideas for Movie Sequels.

Winner for the past week

Slobo can take the crown.

... your title is Avian Vomitologist.

May 13 to May 19

Get a new job if....

No winners for the week.

May 6 to May 12

How will you conserve energy?

No players means no winners

April 29 to May 5

What can make you cry?

I think I've seen Slobo's

Skoal sends you Christmas cards.

That'd be on wife's side...

April 22 to April 28

"You might be a 'redneck'..."

Winner for the past week

I want to see Rachel's...

Walk around town wearing flippers!

April 15 to April 21

Activities for a rainy day.

We have an anonymous winner.

Safe boating is no accident.

April 8 to April 14

What's funny in the News?
Give us a good headline.

Christ says that Slobo wins...

Reflect on its true significance ...

April 1 to April 7

Easter Traditions, real or not.

No players, so no winners.

March 25 to March 31

Sayings for Chinese Fortune Cookies.

No players, so, no winners.

So, everyone is a loser.

March 18 to March 24

Candidate mottoes for 2008 elections.

Slobo easily steals the win

Mess with our circadian rhythms.

March 11 to March 17

Reasons for the time change.

Slobo pulls out a win.

Inventor of the Shamrock Shake.

March 4 to March 10

The Legends of Saint Patrick.

Winner for the past week.

Aliens arrive, get bored, leave.

February 25 to March 3

Headlines we'd like to see.

I'd vote to elect Amy

I'd hire really good underlings.


Just make sure to listen.

February 18 to February 24

Why you should be President.

Rachel takes the win, again.

The grass is always greener...

February 11 to February 17

How's the weather for you?

Walt snags the win, today.

"They're laughing WITH you, Walt."

February 4 to February 10

Words of affirmation for yourself.

Tough pick for week's winner...

I'm still debating while typing...

Rachel should get the prize.

Secretly switch them to decaf.

All others funnier WITH it.

Hers with Walt's is best.

Decaf and bean bag chairs...

Picture the awkwardness and withdrawal.

January 28 to February 3

Prepare a great "office prank."

Dave sneaks in to win


My homework ate my dog.

January 21 to January 27

Excuses for not doing homework.

Josh will snag the win


and ends with free Kool-aid.

Someone easily swayed by kool-aid...

That just made me laugh.

January 14 to January 20


Why do people join "cults."

Slobo, again, steals the win


Seven articles, twenty seven "corrections".

January 7 to January 13

Summarize the United States' Constitution.

Sage advice from Uncle Walt...

Don't believe anything They say.

December 31 to January 6


Sage advice for New Year.

Slobo easily takes the prize


Leave party well before midnight


(Also my traditional annual plan.)

December 24 to December 30

Your plans for "New Year's?"

Slobo snags yet another round.

Evacuate WTC, Pentagon on 9/11.

"September-Eleventh" is now one word.

December 17 to December 23

Uses for a time machine.

Way to go, Mr. Slobo!

I'll Be Working Thru Christmas

December 10 to December 16

Song titles for "American Christmas..."

Winner for the past week.

It was a tough pick.

Some were "close to home."

I'll go with the silliest...

Office Depot's out of punch-cards.

December 3 to December 9

Reasons to upgrade your computer.

Amy's best entry was this:

Keep marriage a full month.

November 28 to December 2

New Year's resolutions of celebrities.

Today, I prefer Mike's entry

...let God sort them out.

November 19 to November 25

A principle for living life.

I liked Amy's the best

The hordes of evildoers attack.

November 12 to November 18

Democrats will lose "approval" when...

Amy wins this last round

Don't believe anything I say.

November 5 to November 11

Campaign slogans that could work.

Walt wins the last round

What were you complaining about?