May 4 to May 10

Create a highly inflammatory statement.

April 27 to May 3

Preparing for the impending Apocalypse.

Slobo easily snags the win...

I will restore Social Security!

April 20 to April 26

Obviously impossible Presidential campaign promises.

April 13 to April 19

Name an outstanding personal achievement.

April 6 to April 12

What are we addicted to?

Winner for the past week

We'll give Amy this one.

Don't clean up work piles.