Sunday, December 31, 2006

December 31 to January 6

Sage advice for New Year.
Slobo easily takes the prize

Leave party well before midnight

(Also my traditional annual plan.)

Sunday, December 24, 2006

December 24 to December 30

Your plans for "New Year's?"
Slobo snags yet another round.

Evacuate WTC, Pentagon on 9/11.

"September-Eleventh" is now one word.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Sunday, December 10, 2006

December 10 to December 16

Song titles for "American Christmas..."
Winner for the past week.

It was a tough pick.

Some were "close to home."

I'll go with the silliest...

Office Depot's out of punch-cards.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

December 3 to December 9

Reasons to upgrade your computer.
Amy's best entry was this:

Keep marriage a full month.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

November 28 to December 2

New Year's resolutions of celebrities.
Today, I prefer Mike's entry

...let God sort them out.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

November 19 to November 25

A principle for living life.
I liked Amy's the best

The hordes of evildoers attack.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

November 12 to November 18

Democrats will lose "approval" when...
Amy wins this last round

Don't believe anything I say.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

November 5 to November 11

Campaign slogans that could work.
Walt wins the last round

What were you complaining about?

Sunday, October 29, 2006

October 29 to November 4

Don't say when baby's born:
Newest player in ranks wins:

I'm a hypnotic cannibal. Sit.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

October 21 to October 28

Your plans for world domination...

A "Welcome Back" to Slobo!

Slobo wins with amusing entry...

Yer hot ... wanna get hitched?

Sunday, October 15, 2006

October 15 to October 21

How not to propose marriage.
Walt steals the win with...

Dropping hammers on my head.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

October 8 to October 14

Things that give me headaches...

Sunday, October 01, 2006

October 1 to October 7

I embarrassed myself at work...

Winners for the past week.

Mike deserves bonus points.

Concise entries did impress.

They do not exist.

Five Word
Winners this week:

I'll go with Amy's entry:

I thought they were evildoers.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

September 24 to September 30

Apologies from world leaders.

Mike plays and Mike wins

...will be in 22 years.

I'm shooting for 9 more.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

September 17 to September 23

Your best day at work...
Amy's sole entry wins round...

Twin Towers cakes on sale.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Sept 10 to Sept 16

September 11th becomes a holiday.

Worst things we can expect?

Sunday, September 03, 2006

September 3 to September 9

Show your age; "Remember when..."

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Sunday, August 13, 2006

August 12 to August 18
Worst themes for kids' parties.

Amy wins with potential winnerWine and chocolates in bed.

I would've gone "Walmart dating."

Walmart has everything for dating.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

August 5 to August 11
Good ideas for cheap dates.

So, how hot is it?
Amy's entry iced the competition.

Gobi desert is looking cool.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

July 30 to August 5
So, how hot is it?

The toughest choice in WEEKS
I'll take Slobo's vacation destination...

North Pole - sure, Santa's here.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

July 16 to July 30
Commercial mottos for vacation spots.

Mike plays and Mike wins
Mike knows his conspiracy theories.

At his point, I'd believe:

Terrorists on White House Payroll.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

July 10 to July 16
What's our favorite conspiracy theory?

Oh, to be the rich....
And follow Amy's past suggestion:

Bribe poorest into not vacationing.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sunday, June 25, 2006

June 25 to July 1
An awful company "vision statement."

Sunday, June 18, 2006

June 18 to June 24
Summarize a politcal party's platform.

Mike wins the last round
With or without the strike.

five minutes alone with mom.

My "gift" is "stay home."

I'm finally going nowhere today.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

June 11 to June 18
What a Father really wants...

Once again, one entry wins
Walt will raise fine kids.

"Spare the rod, spoil child."

Sunday, June 04, 2006

June 4 to June 9
Parenting advice, good or bad.

One player means one winner
Amy is such a winner.

Trading convicted terrorists for oil.

The rest of us loose.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

May 28 to June 3
Middle East / United States relations.

Winner for the past week
Imagine Harry saying each entry.

You might agree with me.

Mike's is the funniest quip.

Half caf double cream latte.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

May 21 to May 27
Things "Dirty Harry" wouldn't say.

One player means one winner...
Slanted glasses included with admission!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

May 14 to May 20
Commercial for "Da Vinci Code."

Winner for the past week.
Nearly none were on topic!

Regretably, only "fer3mto33rsz" came close.

"owe it to your future."

Sadly, SPAM wins Finve Words...

Sunday, May 07, 2006

May 7 to May 11

Graduation speech titles or themes.
Slobo wins the past round

Wearing birthday suit, of course.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

April 30 to May 6

Favorite ways to celebrate birthdays?
That debate never has winners.

No one played; no winners.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

April 23 to April 29
Defend "Evolution" or "Intelligent Design."

Winningest loser for the week...
Sorry, but I'm kinda hungover.

Amy steals the stupid show...

Sunday, April 16, 2006

April 16 to April 22
Bad interview questions or responses.

Slobo wins he past round.
Sam - my least favorite Uncle

Sunday, April 09, 2006

April 9 to April 15
Describe your feelings on taxes.

Winner for the past week
Hands down, Slobo wins it:

... explain the birds and bees.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

April 2 to April 8

Five words aren't enough to...

Slobo definately wins that round...

Claim Grand Canyon oil "find".

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sunday, March 12, 2006

March 12 to March 18
Your favorite Spring Cleaning tasks.

Winner for the Past Week
Slobo entered this week's entries.

I'm liking Walt's the best:

Snuggling up with my wife.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

March 5 to March 11
Your favorite rainy day activities.

One Entry means One Winner...
Slobo, despite his wishes, wins...

Knock knock. Who is there?
Old lady. Old lady who?
Didn't know you could yodel.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

February 26 to March
Share a Five Word joke...

Winner for the past week
We have several excellent entries!

I'm going to pick Slobo's:

Refrain from flapping your arms.

Although not stated, it's both:

""Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

(Sure, it's not about hairstyles.
But, a "flapping" leader's funny...)

Sunday, February 19, 2006

February 19 to February 25
(Speaking of Cupid and shooting...)

Two topics for this week.

Pick one or pick both:

"Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

or you may comment on

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

Winner for the past week
We had some great submissions!

Slobo is getting too good...

I hope Cupid shoots you.

That one tickled me most...

Sunday, February 12, 2006

February 12 to February 18
Well intentioned, poor Valentine sentiments.

Slobo wins yet another round...
For the government of France:
"Anyone for Hide and Seek?"

Sunday, February 05, 2006

February 5 to February 11
"Mission Statements" for world Governments.

Format your entries as following.

For the Government of Canada:

"Convince world we're true Americans."

Winner for the past week
Your skills are impressive, Slobo.

My favorite entries from your's:

Balloq's staff is too long.

Doc, you just disintegrated Einstein!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

January 29 to February 4
Strange lines for Action Movies.

Winner for the past week
Walt, obviously, wins this round.

"President Kennedy had it coming."

Sunday, January 22, 2006

January 23 to January 29
Things Pat Robertson might say...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

January 15th to January 21st
So, what is a terrorist?

Winner for the past week
I can't beat Amy's entry.

I can wear slipper socks.

That's such a dream job...

Sunday, January 08, 2006

January 8 to January 14

What's great about your job....?

Any One of Walt's Wins...

Needed: One experienced hippopotamus trainer

Pennsylvania Governor: No Experience Necessary!

State Legislator: Name your price!

Corrections: a continually growing insdustry

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Topic January 1 to January 7

"Job Opportunity" email subject headers.
Slobo is back on top!

Any one of Slobo's wins...

"Devil made me do it."

Hire Johnnie Cochran as attorney.
(Guaranteed acquittal, even from grave)

Plead temporary, decade long, insanity.