December 25 top December 30

Your advice for the Newlyweds.

Winner for the past week

We shall award Rico's entry.

When tradition seems like dogma.

December 18 to December 24

When to end a tradition.

Winner for the past week

Supuck called us all prisoners...

I killed my precious time.

December 11 to December 17

Why you'd be in prison.

Winner for the past week

Ruby swoops in quite elegantly.

Slowly swirl, once more girl.

December 4 to December 10

Describe your best dance moves.

Winner for the past week

Lorie's might do the trick...

"Toaster disaster caused fire eruption."

November 27 to December 3

Ingenious "late to work" excuse.

Winner for the past week

We have an anonymous winner:


When one need not explain.

November 20 to November 26

When is wisdom most evident?

Winner for the past week

Toddicus's awakening was the rudest.

Cat sitting on my head

November 13 to November 19

What is a "rude awakening?"

Winner for the past week.

Ruby shall have the crown

The process of growing up

November 6 to November 12

What's guaranteed to amuse you?

Winner for the past week

Lorie can claim the prize.

To love and be loved.

October 30 to November 5

What is life's greatest reward.

Winner for the past week

Ruby's earns a win with:

I can / Only I can.

October 23 to October 29

Differences between "Confidence" and "Arrogance."

Winner for the past week

Gabriel Reynolds snags the crown...

Feeling weakened? Take a Weekend™!

October 16 to October 22

Taglines promoting your favorite weekday(s).

Winning entry for the week:

Toddicus's post would be nice...

Waking up to her smile.

October 9 to October 15

What is a "Good Morning?"

Winner for the past week:

Toddicus earned this round's crown.

A grin on every face.

October 2 to October 8

What makes you most joyful?

Toddicus wins the last round...

It's time for Sleepy Land.

September 25 to October 1

Horrible euphemisms for pet euthanasia.

Winner for the past week

Even Batman agreed with Toddicus's:

Chased down mugger, returned purse.

September 18 to September 24


When are aching joints acceptable?

Winner for the past week

Heather crafted the winning response:

Double nickles for the low.

September 11 to September 17

Describe your perfect weather report.

Winner for the past week

Jennifer's entry wins the prize:

find me lost in thought

Best set of entries ever!

September 4 to September 10

Where can I find you?

Winner for the past week

Heather's entry earns the prize:

Everybody wants to be me.

August 28 to September 3

Why you're in the news.

Winner for the past week...

I love wordplay, Gabriel Reynolds!

Take that crown, for your:

When my tool shed tears.

August 21 to August 27

What makes you shed tears?

Winner for the past week.

Heather eloquently summarized the issue...

Look good today. Eviction tomorrow

August 14 to August 20

What's wrong with our priorities?

Winner for the past week

Jennifer can claim her prize...

Facebook has abducted my child

August 7 to August 13

What's your First World Problem?

Winner for the past week

Toddicus presented our only entry:

"Bear fools man, steals motorcycle."

July 31 to August 6

News Headline: "Jack Be Nimble."

Winner for the past week

Lorie snags this week's prize.

Great cook, fat as elephant.

July 24 to July 31

Strengths and their corresponding weaknesses...

"Sees forest, keeps hitting trees."

Winner for the past week.


Gabriel Reynolds snags the crown:

Musical chairs every ten minutes.

July 17 to July 23

Worst idea(s) for wedding ceremonies.

Winner for the past week

Gabriel, your entry elicited laughter.

Whiskers went to Dead Land.

July 10 to July 16

Euphemisms that aren't quite successful.

Winner for the past week

Amy can claim the prize:

You really deserved much worse.

July 3 to July 9

"In poor taste" Greeting cards.

Winner for this recent round

Perhaps H.Rachel is already winning...

Psychological defeat of moral standards.

June 19 to July 2


What's your "world domination" plan?

Winner for the past week


Jennifer snags this week's crown...


...turn that horrid music down!

June 12 to June 16

Parents thought we'd never say...

Winner for the past week...

Someone Anonymously claims the prize...

I'm sorry; I'm only human.

(Idiots are human beings too...)

June 5 to June 11

Newsworthy apologies we might accept.

Winner for the past week:

Author's quick entry won me...

Everyone put on their brains

May 29 to June 4

Life might be better if...

Best worst advice this week:

Anonymous created funniest mental images...

Speak with your mouth full.

May 22 to May 28

What's some bad interview advice?

Winner for the past week

Gabriel's just ahead of the pack...

You're better off without me.

May 15 to May 21

What's the hardest to say?

Tough choice for the week...

But the winner is Rachel:

the context it's said in

May 8 to May 14


What makes something exceptionally amusing?

Winning phrase for the week...

Anonymous leaves with the prize...

Those people I've left behind.

May 1 to May 7

You're not looking forward to...

Winner for the past week

The award goes to Rachel:

Drink less Starbucks this week.

April 24 to April 30

Justify a very costly purchase.

Winner for this past week.

Amy summarized a film best.

McClane hides, yippee-ki-yea, Karl returns.

April 17 to April 23


Summarize your favorite action film.

Winner for the past week...

Prize awarded to "Jack Hannah..."

If you're a familial lion.

April 10 to April 16

When's pride a good thing?

Winner for the past week

Seemingly, schools are not winning....

Rachel can claim the win.

Quite simply: it does not.

April 3 to April 9

How "school" prepares for "life."

Winner for the Past Week

I must award to PoeTree:

Replace shampoo with hair dye.

March 27 to April 2

Plan out a practical joke.

Gabriel's response was the wisest

Does it improve my life?

March 20 to March 26

What determines value for you?

Winner for the past week

Gabriel snags the crown with:

Thoughts with their own agenda.

(Verification words might be muses.)

March 13 to March 19

Define what a "muse" is.

Winner for the past week...

I admit, I like Walt's:

There is strength in numbers.

March 6 to March 12

Summarize the life of snowflakes.

Tough to pick just one!

Win goes to "that guy."

The love of my life

February 27 to March 5

What's most motivating for you?

Many excellent entries this week!

Stan may have the win...

Her boobs were very distracting

February 20 to February 26

Summarize a recent business meeting.

Never knew that line worked!

"Expose your blog/website for free"

It's a great pick-up line?

February 20 to February 26

Summarize a recent business meeting.

February 13 to February 19

Your best sentimentally loving quip.

Win goes to Gia's Spot...

Snowshoes are on my feet.

February 6 to February 12

How has your weather been?

Happily, Anonymous proffered winning advice:



OCD compulsion requires a shower.

January 30 to February 5

What are your morning rituals?

Timid taught me to dance:


Let rhythm lead me astray.

January 23 to January 29

Explain your best dance moves.

The Count swipes the win

Two words, kid: grow up!

January 16 to January 22

Advice for your younger self.

Amy may have the prize:

Be grateful they weren't thrown.

Recently stumbled some other responses:

"Marry someone with some Vodka."

"Call them jewels and resell."

January 9 to January 15

If life hands you lemons...

Winner for the past week.

I must award the stilettos.



In stilettos, at the mall. ;)

January 2 to January 8

How do you enjoy exercising?

Tripoli easily snags the win

Government, separate church and state!