Sunday, December 25, 2005

December 25th to January 1st.
Saddam Hussein's best defense strategy....

Winner for the past roundI really liked Slobo's entries.

But, then Walt tickled me...

Asparagus: Nature's Special Candy Bar

I laughed for several minutes.

Walt wins the past round...

Sunday, December 11, 2005

December 11 to December 24
Titles for Elementary "Educational Films."

Winner for the past week
It was a tough pick...

Slobo did it again, though...

Lose Weight The Tastykake Way

Sunday, December 04, 2005

December 4 to December 10
Titles for "Self Help" books.

Slobo wins for the week
Charge, charge, charge, charge, bankruptcy.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

November 27 to December 3
Describe United States' shopping traditions.

Slobo wins this past round
Thanksgiving - America's obesity starts here!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

November 13 to November 26
Thanksgiving day greeting card sentiments...

Amy wins yet another round...
Cancel out the stupid people.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

November 5 to November 11
Reasons to bother to vote...

Tough round makes Amy winner...
Let chocolate boost your metabolism!

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Topic; October 30 to November 5
Fun but worthless diet plans.

Walt wins one more time
...pilots try to land there.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

October 23 to October 29

Home decorations become tacky when...

Walt wins for this week...

Nothing's better than fresh pears.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

October 16 to October 22
Favorite things about Autumn months.

I win the past weeks
"Red or Blue" defines America.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

October 2 to October 15
"How to be a good Democrat."

Or, if you lean this way...

"How to be a good Republican."

For more ideas, click here.
Walt wins yet another round...

Recreating scene from "Forrest Gump".

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Sept. 25 to Oct. 1

Reasons to "ride out hurricanes."

Funniest or most noble wins.
Winning entry; realism over idealism...

Mike correctly posted Constitutional goals.

Walt "told it as is..."

Distributing wealth; taking it back.

Granted; Government should PROTECT pursuits.

Sadly, many await their provision.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Topic, Sept 18 to 24.
Explain the role of Goverment.

Gotta love Slobo's recent entry...
Increase girth while refinancing mortgage.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

September 11 to September 17

Message titles from spam email.
Walt's loss is his gain...

When I forgot my lunch.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Aug. 21 to Sept. 3

We'll know summer's over when...
Next terror act is MESSY...

I'll take the crown today...

Suicide explosive diarrhea toilet attacks.

It's sloppy, but solitary entry...

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Topic August 14 to 20

The next surprising terrorist action.
Mister Roadkill Scraper Upper wins...

Roadkills can decompose much faster.

Props to Walt, this time...

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Topic August 7 to 13

Benefits of hot, scorching weather.
Slobo takes this week's crown...

Look both ways before voting.

Sunday, July 31, 2005

August 1 to August 7

"Just one of life's lessons..."
Slobo wins the past round...

Catching fireflies in a jar.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Topic July 24 to 30

Describe favorite summer evening activities.
Walt wins this past round...

Cubs. Sox. World Series. BOOM!

I expect something slightly different.

"It ends with a wimper..."

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Sunday, July 10, 2005

July 10 to July 16

Tough questions kids ask adults.

Walt wins with his entry...

...the ceremony's longer than reception.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Sunday, June 26, 2005

June 26 to July 3

"Patriot Act Ruined July 4th"

Or you may pick this:

Summer/July is great, because...

Winner for the past week...

Sell the dumbbells and bench.

Amy's seems all too plausible.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Topic June 19 to 25

Weight loss methods or plans.
Winner for the past week

"Jackson Acquitted - Celebratory Sleepover Planned"

Slobo easily snags the win...

Sunday, June 12, 2005

New week and new topic

Most feared healdine this month.

Winner for the past week

Slobo will take the prize

Camping trip toilet paper alternative

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Topic June 5 to 11
Describe great uses for newspaper.

Winner for the past weekl.
After 13 minute pod races....

Amy wins with her consice:

Anakin goes bad, good again.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

May 29 to June 5
Summarize the Star Wars saga...

Winner for the past week
It seems, usual commenting failed.

Yet, Walt uses Blogger commenting.

So, Walt wins the pot...

Caution: More Details On Reverse

I'm waiting to see one:

"Left lane must turn right..."

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Topic May 21 to 27
It's a little like last...

Bad ideas for road signs...

Slobo wins this past round
It was a close call...

Buy one, get none free.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Topic May 15 to 21
Coupons that don't cut it...

Winner for the past week
Mike's entry takes the win....

German Pope; Post-Holocaust reparations

Granted, hyphenated words are dicey.

The thought was interesting enough.

A German Pope begs forgiveness...

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Topic May 1 to 7
My retirement plans will include...

Winner fo rthe past week
Amy captures this week's prize...

Honk if you love silence.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Topic April 24 to 30

Bad ideas for bumper stickers...
Winner for the past week

Walt wins with his entry;

Consumers ask about ship's mileage

Sunday, April 10, 2005

April 10 to April 16
Worst company mottos; any kind...

Make them up, or real.

Introducing company name, not counted.

Winner for the past week
Josh takes the title, effortlessly...

George Michael Slams Elton John

That's so bad, so much...

Sunday, April 03, 2005

April 3 to April 9

Recently overlooked or missed headlines.
Winner For the past weeks
Only one entry; Walt wins.

Scientists Create Recyclable Toilet Paper!

I swear I've seen it...

Sunday, March 20, 2005

March 20 to April 2

Topic extended; many commenting problems.

Next "Medical/Scientific Breakthrough" headline.

Seeing no interest in topic...
I guess I win again.

Voice controlled computers for offices.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

March 6 to 12 Topic
Design Flaw that sinks Microsoft.

Topic extended to March 19th.

Winner for the past week
OK. This week I win...

Star Wars: A New Phantom

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Feb. 27 to March 5

Worst Movie to Musical adaptation...

(Real or imagined adaptations welcome.)

And today, the Winner is...

The Adman testifies...and wins.

Capitalism ... finders keepers, losers weepers.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Feb. 20 to Feb. 26
Pitch a World Governement method.

(or, pitch a Governemental philosophy.)

Winner for the past Week

Will Josh's mass suggestions win?

Why, sure; there's a winner!

Atheism....angry at God lately?

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Week Feb. 13 to 19
Pitch a major world religion.

(As in, sales pitch, please...)

No winners for past week
No one wanted to play...

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Topic, Feb. 6 to 12

Future awkward/strange company mergers.

Winner for the past week
Slobo, again, takes the crown.

... I would hang with Terminator.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

January 30 to February 6
If a time machine existed...

Winner for the past week
I must go with Amy's.

I lost my polar bear.

I do remember Slobo's, though.

The whole State was closed.

I'm hoping for another one...

Sunday, January 23, 2005

January 23rd to the 29th

It's snowed too much when...

Winner for the past week

I will go with Slobo's:

We'll recognize "White History Month".

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Topic Jan. 16 to 22
Insert your personal dream here...

"I have a dream that..."

Winner for the past week

Walt will take the win: old Dick Clark is.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Topic Jan. 9 to 15

"In 2005 we will discover..."

Winner for the past week

Obviously, Slobo takes the prize...

Frontal lobotomies and colonoscopic examinations.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Topic for Jan. 2 to 8

This year, I could do without...

Winner for the Past Week

Susan will claim this round.

Because I am the cutest.

Although, Slobo's has worked once;

Susan's should work almost always...