January 29 to February 4
Strange lines for Action Movies.

Winner for the past week
Walt, obviously, wins this round.


"President Kennedy had it coming."

January 23 to January 29
Things Pat Robertson might say...

January 15th to January 21st
So, what is a terrorist?

Winner for the past week
I can't beat Amy's entry.

I can wear slipper socks.

That's such a dream job...

January 8 to January 14

What's great about your job....?

Any One of Walt's Wins...


Needed: One experienced hippopotamus trainer

Pennsylvania Governor: No Experience Necessary!

State Legislator: Name your price!

Corrections: a continually growing insdustry

Topic January 1 to January 7

"Job Opportunity" email subject headers.

Slobo is back on top!

Any one of Slobo's wins...

"Devil made me do it."

Hire Johnnie Cochran as attorney.
(Guaranteed acquittal, even from grave)

Plead temporary, decade long, insanity.

December 25th to January 1st.
Saddam Hussein's best defense strategy....

Winner for the past roundI really liked Slobo's entries.

But, then Walt tickled me...


Asparagus: Nature's Special Candy Bar

I laughed for several minutes.

Walt wins the past round...

December 11 to December 24
Titles for Elementary "Educational Films."

Winner for the past week
It was a tough pick...

Slobo did it again, though...

Lose Weight The Tastykake Way

December 4 to December 10
Titles for "Self Help" books.

Slobo wins for the week
Charge, charge, charge, charge, bankruptcy.

November 27 to December 3
Describe United States' shopping traditions.

Slobo wins this past round
Thanksgiving - America's obesity starts here!

November 13 to November 26
Thanksgiving day greeting card sentiments...

Amy wins yet another round...
Cancel out the stupid people.

November 5 to November 11
Reasons to bother to vote...