April 9 to April 15
Describe your feelings on taxes.

Winner for the past week
Hands down, Slobo wins it:

... explain the birds and bees.

April 2 to April 8

Five words aren't enough to...

Slobo definately wins that round...

Claim Grand Canyon oil "find".

March 26 to April 2

George Bush's April Fool's joke....

Walt Wins the Past Round.

Is this going to hurt?

March 19 to March 25

Last words of Slobodan Milosevic.

Slobo wins a week early

Trying out the new mower.

March 12 to March 18
Your favorite Spring Cleaning tasks.

Winner for the Past Week
Slobo entered this week's entries.

I'm liking Walt's the best:

Snuggling up with my wife.

March 5 to March 11
Your favorite rainy day activities.

One Entry means One Winner...
Slobo, despite his wishes, wins...

Knock knock. Who is there?
Old lady. Old lady who?
Didn't know you could yodel.

February 26 to March
Share a Five Word joke...

Winner for the past week
We have several excellent entries!

I'm going to pick Slobo's:

Refrain from flapping your arms.

Although not stated, it's both:

""Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

(Sure, it's not about hairstyles.
But, a "flapping" leader's funny...)

February 19 to February 25
(Speaking of Cupid and shooting...)

Two topics for this week.

Pick one or pick both:

"Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

or you may comment on

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

Winner for the past week
We had some great submissions!

Slobo is getting too good...


I hope Cupid shoots you.

That one tickled me most...

February 12 to February 18
Well intentioned, poor Valentine sentiments.

Slobo wins yet another round...
For the government of France:
"Anyone for Hide and Seek?"

February 5 to February 11
"Mission Statements" for world Governments.

Format your entries as following.

For the Government of Canada:

"Convince world we're true Americans."

Winner for the past week
Your skills are impressive, Slobo.

My favorite entries from your's:


Balloq's staff is too long.

Doc, you just disintegrated Einstein!