Dec. 26 to Jan 2
"Why should we hire you?"

Winner for the past week
No annual fee! Low interest!

Walt wins yet another round...

Topic Dec. 19 to 25
Horrible Christmas/Holiday card sentiments.

Winner for the Past week
I'd win, but that's rude.

Those big inflated lawn ornaments!

They sure do kill Christmas.

So, Walt wins another round.

Topic, December 12th to 18th
Worst "true meaning of Christmas."

OR

Worst "Spirit of Christmas" interpretations.

Winner for the past wee
Josh's was true and intriguing.

But it doesn't beat Walt's...

Last year's fruitcake - half off!

Topic Dec 5 to 11
New and awful Chirstmas Christmas "Holiday Specials."

Winner fo the Past Week
I am partial to Amy's.

Christmas treats induce bizarre dream.

November 28 to December 4
Succinctly summarize Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker ballet.

Winner for the Past Week
I must go with Slobo's...

Thanks for mommy's secret boyfriend.

Topic for Nov. 21 to 27
Uncomfortable "Blessings" said at Thanksgiving...

(Innapropriate thanks said in "prayer.")

"Bless Bill O'Reilly and Vibrators..."

Winner for the past weeek
This was a tough one.

The first entry was great.

I've heard the second one.

It's not bad to hear.

The last did it, though.

Slobo wins for his entry:

Roseanne singing "I'm Too Sexy"

Sure, Yoko would push limits.

But she wouldn't really hurt.

(At least, not Baroque Opera...)

Topic Nov. 14 to 20
I hope I never hear...

Winner for the past week
That would be just me...

Taxes can't solve corrupted values.

Was the topic too demanding?

Perhaps, just disgusted with politics...

Topic Nov. 7 to 13
Future "talking point" for Bush...

Winner for the past week
Mike plays and Mike wins....

Moose become suicide attack bombers.

It's all in the imagery...

Oct. 31 to Nov. 6
Terrorist plans concocted by Canadians.

Winner for the past week
Amy wins this week's round.

"Queer Eye" outfits look reasonable.

Topic Oct. 24 to 29

The benefits of Color Blindness.

Winner for the past week...
And the winner is Slobo...

I'm naked under this T-shirt.