Topic for Oct. 10 to 23
New Five Word T-shirt slogans.

(About any topic; just funny.)

Topic is still awaiting submissions...

Winner For the Past Week
Well, Slobo takes it all.

The entries were good, too...

John and John run Republican.

Topic Oct. 3 to 9
What would change your vote?

(This assumes you're aleady decided.)

Winner for the past week
I barely comprehend football games.

Even so, Slobo's was funny.

Learn to kick field goals.

Picture God in coach's uniform...

Topic Sept. 26 to Oct. 2
Reasons why God smites Florida....

Or, if you'd rather comment:

Ways to thwart the Hurricanes.

Winner for the Past Week
There're so many respectable entries!

(Unlike the use of "there're.")

When Mike plays, he wins...


Stitch in thine saves mine.

(OK, not always, but often.)

Topic Sept. 19 to 25
Wise sayings a bit misquoted.

Winner for the past week
Finally, a plethora of responses!

Josh, we've got to acknowledge:

Thanks Pope for "suggesting" "rhythm"

I've got rhythm and music...

Who could ask for more?

Topic Sept. 12 to 18
Responses to "Honey, we're pregnant."

Winner for the past week
Once again, it's slim pickings.

Amy will take the prize:

Previously tanning, now scuba diving.

Topic Sept. 5 to 11
Don't let vacation get ruined...

Hurricane modified Floridian vacation plans.

Winner for the past Week
Stealthfully, Josh wins this round.

switch to one-ply toilet paper

Topic Aug. 29 - Sept. 3

"Last Straw" towards resignation letter...

Winner for the Past Week
Wow - many submissions this week.

Brad's entry tickled me most.

Naked skydiving during the ceremony.

Josh's came close, in meaning...

Wedding theme: Abu Ghraib prison

But, Brad wins this round.

Topic Aug. 22 to 28
Worst idea(s) for wedding ceremonies.

Winner for the past week
Slobo will win this time.

Obligatory rendez-vous at major holidays.

Don't forget funerals and weddings.

Topic for Aug. 15 to 21
Qualifications to being family members.

Winner for the past week
The comments have temporarily dissapeared.

Only Amy had previously contributed.

I don't recall her wording.

Even so, her entry wins.

Topic Aug. 8 to 14
Explain the Terror Alert System.

Winner for the past week
Amy's Elepahnt joke was super.

Elephant jokes are often cornier.

But, Slobo's suggestion defines best.

Hannibal Lecter meets Martha Stewart