Topic for week Nov. 9 to 15

What is the "media bias?"

Winner for the week....

Walt gave us so much.

Yet, Amy was so succinct.

Dare put competition in marriage?

Walt's made me laugh more:

Happy couple has tough break!

Amy's was a true headline:

Dehydration leads to boy's concussion.

So, take a point each...

Just like Drew's "Whose Line..."

Topic for November 2 to 8.

News Headline: "Jack and Jill."

Winner for the week...

Gee, who should it be?...


The balloonist keeps on exhaling.


There's a strangely metaphorical joke...

Topic for Oct. 26 - Nov. 1

Explain how inflation keeps happening.

And this week's winner is....

It's gotta be sliced bread."

It only stands to reason...

Everything else is "best since..."

(Best halloween costume: "sliced bread."

No one else claims "better."

Or your wife is "butter.")

Topic for Oct. 19 to 25

The best invention, to date...

Winner for Oct. 12 - 18

I liked Walt's, but...

...if you fly without landing.

Brad's made me laugh more.

The FBI missed this one...

Topic Oct. 12 to 18

In Foxworthy's "redneck" joke format...

You might be a terrorist...

Winner Oct 5 - 11

Buy Bill his own website.

Sometimes the suck up wins.

Topic for Oct. 5 to 11

What to do with $1.5 million...

Winner for the week.

I would, but... shoot, BSOD.

Topic for Sept. 28 to Oct. 4

You knew it was coming...

Turn around is fair play...

Describe how Microsoft beats Apple.

Winner for Sept. 21 to 27

The deferment doesn't do it.

Granted, chess beats solitaitre, always.

But, you have still over-paid.

Jobs is not much cooler.

He also has a temper.

Apple is not the antichrist.

I like that one best.

Topic for September 21 to 27

(Or, whenever the comments return...)

Describe how Apple beats Microsoft.

"Winner" for September 14 to 20

Brad wins for this round.

Granted, Squawkbox is out, currently.

The topic for Sept. 14 to 20

Summarize the "Roadmap to Peace."

Winner for Sept 7 to 13

Cable news is TV too.

A joke well told, onymos!

Or, a joke well observed?

The topic for Sept. 7 to 13th.

Tell a Five Word joke.

Winner for Aug. 31 to Sept. 6

The prize goes to Maddie.

The test came back negative.

Those are my favorite vists...