Slobo easily snags the win...

I will restore Social Security!

April 20 to April 26

Obviously impossible Presidential campaign promises.

April 13 to April 19

Name an outstanding personal achievement.

April 6 to April 12

What are we addicted to?

Winner for the past week

We'll give Amy this one.

Don't clean up work piles.

March 30 to April 4

When the boss visits, you...

Walt will snag crown today.

Quick! Head for the hills!

Rachel deserves nod for late:

Sadly without a specific status.

Hoped to change before posting?

March 23 to March 29

How to survive natural disasters.

March 16 to March 22

Describe your current relationship status.

March 9 to March 15

What good comes from anger?

Walt wins with sole entry...

Exit hurridly, pursued by bear.

March 2 to March 8

How to make an exit.

Rachel has most lamentable reasons.

Springtime just means warmer rain.

No snow is so sad.

February 24 to March 1

Lamentations for the Winter's end.

February 16 to February 22

Can't but should look away...

I'll go with the chuckler...

Meeting, lights low, client droning ...

Yep, meetings are good sleeping.

February 10 to February 16

What's your perfect sleeping environment?

Tough call, but Rachel wins

Move into a sealed bio-dome.

You can't beat a bio-dome...

Unless it stars a weasel.

February 3 to February 9

Best ways to forecast weather...

Amy is the only one.

Birthdays should always be ignored.

Yet someone always reminds us.

January 27 to February 2

When should birthdays be ignored?

Slobo wins win Slobo said...

To the aroma of bacon!

January 20 to January 26

Favorite ways to wake up.

Walt's wins here and Nationally...

"I am not George Bush"

January 13 to January 19

Design your own campaign motto.

Rhonrhon wins for the original...

Too bloody hot to jog!!!

January 6 to January 12

Why don't we keep "resolutions?"

December 30 to January 5

Worst ways to be awakened.

December 23 to December 29

Something the in-laws blurted out.

Winner for the past week

Rhonrhon snags it with tears:

Kiss my boys, dogs, friends.

December 16 to December 22

One week left to live...

December 9 to December 15

How does one define evil?

December 2 to December 8

Bush's next "State of Union."

November 25 to December 1

A favorite winter's day memory.

Walt easily snags this round

Investing in VHS tape manufacturers.

November 16 to November 24

Describe unwise retirement fund strategies.

November 11 to November 17

Worst "celebrations" of "Veterans' Day."

Some leaders tried Walt's suggestion.

Try taking over the world.

Walt: Mission Accomplished; well done.

November 4 to November 10

Uses for that "extra hour."

Slobo; you win this round...

They sell it as Gatorade.

October 28 to November 3

What happens when water "expires?"

Winner for the past week

Slobo's worked nicely for me....

Losing three teeth at recess.

October 21 to October 27


A favorite memory from school.

Rachel takes this week's crown.

Dante's Inferno was even hotter!

October 14 to October 20

Great literature, in Five Words.

(Introduce the book with title.)

I own cats; Slobo's wins

We'll neuter him next year.

October 7 to October 13

Something you will regret saying.

Walt easily snags the win

A clone of Bill Gates.

September 30 to October 5

The greatest threat from technology.

Winner for the past week.

I enjoyed Rachel's several entries.

What if God is Everything?

Answer: please read, "God's Debris."

September 23 to September 29

A thought provoking "what if?"

September 16 to September 22

Redneck versions of historical events.

Given this story, Mike wins.

Terrorists take control of Starbucks.

September 9 to September 15

Anticipated upcoming Christmas movie plots.

September 2 to September 8

Best or worst school memories.

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Rhonrhon wins the past round.

Cancel at the last minute!

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August 26 to September 1

Best wedding ideas you've witnessed.

Slobo takes the prize, easily.

I'll ask about her husband.

August 19 to August 25

When you meet the President...

August 12 to August 18

Bad Presidential Candidate campaign speeches.

August 5 to August 11

Define what "being married" means.

Two week challenge: vacation looming.

July 22 to August 4

"Goals" from your personal résumé.

Slobo Wins the last round

By the power of Greyskull!

July 15 to July 20

"Catchphrase" you'd claim as yours.

We've had some better entries...

In any case, Slobo wins.

Grampa, what smells so bad?

July 8 to July 14

Questions kids should not ask.

July 1 to July 7

Headlines we'll see this week.

Winner for the past week.

Just did it; it wins.

My bum after bike riding!

June 24 to June 30

What is your greatest pain?

Winner for the past week

Amy snags the win with:

As soon as pool's open.

June 17 to June 23

When does summer truly start?

June 10 to June 16

What's good in the news?

June 3 to June 9

Key phrase for resignation letter.

Newest player wins last round.

We'll award Rhonrhon for poetic:

Loon song on sunset lake.

May 27 to June 2

Vacation memories from your childhood.

No one wins last round

Most movie sequels are silly.

May 20 to May 26

Worst ideas for Movie Sequels.

Winner for the past week

Slobo can take the crown.

... your title is Avian Vomitologist.

May 13 to May 19

Get a new job if....

No winners for the week.

May 6 to May 12

How will you conserve energy?

No players means no winners

April 29 to May 5

What can make you cry?

I think I've seen Slobo's

Skoal sends you Christmas cards.

That'd be on wife's side...

April 22 to April 28

"You might be a 'redneck'..."

Winner for the past week

I want to see Rachel's...

Walk around town wearing flippers!

April 15 to April 21

Activities for a rainy day.

We have an anonymous winner.

Safe boating is no accident.

April 8 to April 14

What's funny in the News?
Give us a good headline.

Christ says that Slobo wins...

Reflect on its true significance ...

April 1 to April 7

Easter Traditions, real or not.

No players, so no winners.

March 25 to March 31

Sayings for Chinese Fortune Cookies.

No players, so, no winners.

So, everyone is a loser.

March 18 to March 24

Candidate mottoes for 2008 elections.

Slobo easily steals the win

Mess with our circadian rhythms.

March 11 to March 17

Reasons for the time change.

Slobo pulls out a win.

Inventor of the Shamrock Shake.

March 4 to March 10

The Legends of Saint Patrick.

Winner for the past week.

Aliens arrive, get bored, leave.