September 11 to September 17

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Walt's loss is his gain...


When I forgot my lunch.

Sept. 4 to Sept. 10

Worst first day of school...

Walt's entry wins this week.


We're up before the sun.

Aug. 21 to Sept. 3

We'll know summer's over when...

Next terror act is MESSY...

I'll take the crown today...

Suicide explosive diarrhea toilet attacks.

It's sloppy, but solitary entry...

Topic August 14 to 20

The next surprising terrorist action.

Mister Roadkill Scraper Upper wins...

Roadkills can decompose much faster.

Props to Walt, this time...

Topic August 7 to 13

Benefits of hot, scorching weather.

Slobo takes this week's crown...


Look both ways before voting.

August 1 to August 7

"Just one of life's lessons..."

Slobo wins the past round...

Catching fireflies in a jar.

Topic July 24 to 30

Describe favorite summer evening activities.

Walt wins this past round...


Cubs. Sox. World Series. BOOM!

I expect something slightly different.

"It ends with a wimper..."

July 17 to July 23

How will the world end?

Any one of Amy's wins...

The "Spike" one is tough...

July 10 to July 16

Tough questions kids ask adults.

Walt wins with his entry...


...the ceremony's longer than reception.

July 3 to July 9

A wedding is annoying when...

Sole entry wins this round

Susan and I were born...

June 26 to July 3

"Patriot Act Ruined July 4th"

Or you may pick this:

Summer/July is great, because...

Winner for the past week...

Sell the dumbbells and bench.

Amy's seems all too plausible.

Topic June 19 to 25

Weight loss methods or plans.

Winner for the past week

"Jackson Acquitted - Celebratory Sleepover Planned"

Slobo easily snags the win...

New week and new topic

Most feared healdine this month.

Winner for the past week

Slobo will take the prize

Camping trip toilet paper alternative

Topic June 5 to 11
Describe great uses for newspaper.

Winner for the past weekl.
After 13 minute pod races....

Amy wins with her consice:

Anakin goes bad, good again.

May 29 to June 5
Summarize the Star Wars saga...

Winner for the past week
It seems, usual commenting failed.

Yet, Walt uses Blogger commenting.

So, Walt wins the pot...

Caution: More Details On Reverse

I'm waiting to see one:

"Left lane must turn right..."

Topic May 21 to 27
It's a little like last...

Bad ideas for road signs...

Slobo wins this past round
It was a close call...

Buy one, get none free.

Topic May 15 to 21
Coupons that don't cut it...

Winner for the past week
Mike's entry takes the win....

German Pope; Post-Holocaust reparations

Granted, hyphenated words are dicey.

The thought was interesting enough.

A German Pope begs forgiveness...

Topic May 8 to 14

Reasons why Pope Benny Rocks!

No one plays; no winners.

Topic May 1 to 7
My retirement plans will include...

Winner fo rthe past week
Amy captures this week's prize...

Honk if you love silence.

Topic April 24 to 30

Bad ideas for bumper stickers...

Winner for the past week

Walt wins with his entry;

Consumers ask about ship's mileage

Topic April 17 to 23

Aliens arrive; design the headlines...

No one plays; no winners.

April 10 to April 16
Worst company mottos; any kind...

Make them up, or real.

Introducing company name, not counted.

Winner for the past week
Josh takes the title, effortlessly...


George Michael Slams Elton John

That's so bad, so much...

April 3 to April 9

Recently overlooked or missed headlines.

Winner For the past weeks
Only one entry; Walt wins.

Scientists Create Recyclable Toilet Paper!

I swear I've seen it...

March 20 to April 2

Topic extended; many commenting problems.

Next "Medical/Scientific Breakthrough" headline.

Seeing no interest in topic...
I guess I win again.

Voice controlled computers for offices.

March 6 to 12 Topic
Design Flaw that sinks Microsoft.

Topic extended to March 19th.

Winner for the past week
OK. This week I win...

Star Wars: A New Phantom

Feb. 27 to March 5

Worst Movie to Musical adaptation...

(Real or imagined adaptations welcome.)

And today, the Winner is...

The Adman testifies...and wins.

Capitalism ... finders keepers, losers weepers.

Feb. 20 to Feb. 26
Pitch a World Governement method.

(or, pitch a Governemental philosophy.)

Winner for the past Week

Will Josh's mass suggestions win?

Why, sure; there's a winner!

Atheism....angry at God lately?

Week Feb. 13 to 19
Pitch a major world religion.

(As in, sales pitch, please...)

No winners for past week
No one wanted to play...

Topic, Feb. 6 to 12

Future awkward/strange company mergers.

Winner for the past week
Slobo, again, takes the crown.

... I would hang with Terminator.

January 30 to February 6
If a time machine existed...

Winner for the past week
I must go with Amy's.

I lost my polar bear.

I do remember Slobo's, though.

The whole State was closed.

I'm hoping for another one...

January 23rd to the 29th

It's snowed too much when...

Winner for the past week

I will go with Slobo's:

We'll recognize "White History Month".

Topic Jan. 16 to 22
Insert your personal dream here...

"I have a dream that..."

Winner for the past week

Walt will take the win:

...how old Dick Clark is.

Topic Jan. 9 to 15

"In 2005 we will discover..."

Winner for the past week

Obviously, Slobo takes the prize...

Frontal lobotomies and colonoscopic examinations.

Topic for Jan. 2 to 8

This year, I could do without...

Winner for the Past Week

Susan will claim this round.

Because I am the cutest.

Although, Slobo's has worked once;

Susan's should work almost always...

Dec. 26 to Jan 2
"Why should we hire you?"

Winner for the past week
No annual fee! Low interest!

Walt wins yet another round...

Topic Dec. 19 to 25
Horrible Christmas/Holiday card sentiments.

Winner for the Past week
I'd win, but that's rude.

Those big inflated lawn ornaments!

They sure do kill Christmas.

So, Walt wins another round.

Topic, December 12th to 18th
Worst "true meaning of Christmas."

OR

Worst "Spirit of Christmas" interpretations.

Winner for the past wee
Josh's was true and intriguing.

But it doesn't beat Walt's...

Last year's fruitcake - half off!

Topic Dec 5 to 11
New and awful Chirstmas Christmas "Holiday Specials."

Winner fo the Past Week
I am partial to Amy's.

Christmas treats induce bizarre dream.

November 28 to December 4
Succinctly summarize Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker ballet.

Winner for the Past Week
I must go with Slobo's...

Thanks for mommy's secret boyfriend.

Topic for Nov. 21 to 27
Uncomfortable "Blessings" said at Thanksgiving...

(Innapropriate thanks said in "prayer.")

"Bless Bill O'Reilly and Vibrators..."

Winner for the past weeek
This was a tough one.

The first entry was great.

I've heard the second one.

It's not bad to hear.

The last did it, though.

Slobo wins for his entry:

Roseanne singing "I'm Too Sexy"

Sure, Yoko would push limits.

But she wouldn't really hurt.

(At least, not Baroque Opera...)

Topic Nov. 14 to 20
I hope I never hear...

Winner for the past week
That would be just me...

Taxes can't solve corrupted values.

Was the topic too demanding?

Perhaps, just disgusted with politics...

Topic Nov. 7 to 13
Future "talking point" for Bush...

Winner for the past week
Mike plays and Mike wins....

Moose become suicide attack bombers.

It's all in the imagery...

Oct. 31 to Nov. 6
Terrorist plans concocted by Canadians.

Winner for the past week
Amy wins this week's round.

"Queer Eye" outfits look reasonable.

Topic Oct. 24 to 29

The benefits of Color Blindness.

Winner for the past week...
And the winner is Slobo...

I'm naked under this T-shirt.

Topic for Oct. 10 to 23
New Five Word T-shirt slogans.

(About any topic; just funny.)

Topic is still awaiting submissions...

Winner For the Past Week
Well, Slobo takes it all.

The entries were good, too...

John and John run Republican.

Topic Oct. 3 to 9
What would change your vote?

(This assumes you're aleady decided.)

Winner for the past week
I barely comprehend football games.

Even so, Slobo's was funny.

Learn to kick field goals.

Picture God in coach's uniform...

Topic Sept. 26 to Oct. 2
Reasons why God smites Florida....

Or, if you'd rather comment:

Ways to thwart the Hurricanes.

Winner for the Past Week
There're so many respectable entries!

(Unlike the use of "there're.")

When Mike plays, he wins...


Stitch in thine saves mine.

(OK, not always, but often.)

Topic Sept. 19 to 25
Wise sayings a bit misquoted.

Winner for the past week
Finally, a plethora of responses!

Josh, we've got to acknowledge:

Thanks Pope for "suggesting" "rhythm"

I've got rhythm and music...

Who could ask for more?

Topic Sept. 12 to 18
Responses to "Honey, we're pregnant."

Winner for the past week
Once again, it's slim pickings.

Amy will take the prize:

Previously tanning, now scuba diving.

Topic Sept. 5 to 11
Don't let vacation get ruined...

Hurricane modified Floridian vacation plans.

Winner for the past Week
Stealthfully, Josh wins this round.

switch to one-ply toilet paper