Topic Sept. 26 to Oct. 2
Reasons why God smites Florida....

Or, if you'd rather comment:

Ways to thwart the Hurricanes.

Winner for the Past Week
There're so many respectable entries!

(Unlike the use of "there're.")

When Mike plays, he wins...


Stitch in thine saves mine.

(OK, not always, but often.)

Topic Sept. 19 to 25
Wise sayings a bit misquoted.

Winner for the past week
Finally, a plethora of responses!

Josh, we've got to acknowledge:

Thanks Pope for "suggesting" "rhythm"

I've got rhythm and music...

Who could ask for more?

Topic Sept. 12 to 18
Responses to "Honey, we're pregnant."

Winner for the past week
Once again, it's slim pickings.

Amy will take the prize:

Previously tanning, now scuba diving.

Topic Sept. 5 to 11
Don't let vacation get ruined...

Hurricane modified Floridian vacation plans.

Winner for the past Week
Stealthfully, Josh wins this round.

switch to one-ply toilet paper