July 31 to August 6

News Headline: "Jack Be Nimble."

Winner for the past week

Lorie snags this week's prize.

Great cook, fat as elephant.

July 24 to July 31

Strengths and their corresponding weaknesses...

"Sees forest, keeps hitting trees."

Winner for the past week.


Gabriel Reynolds snags the crown:

Musical chairs every ten minutes.

July 17 to July 23

Worst idea(s) for wedding ceremonies.

Winner for the past week

Gabriel, your entry elicited laughter.

Whiskers went to Dead Land.

July 10 to July 16

Euphemisms that aren't quite successful.

Winner for the past week

Amy can claim the prize:

You really deserved much worse.

July 3 to July 9

"In poor taste" Greeting cards.

Winner for this recent round

Perhaps H.Rachel is already winning...

Psychological defeat of moral standards.

June 19 to July 2


What's your "world domination" plan?

Winner for the past week


Jennifer snags this week's crown...


...turn that horrid music down!

June 12 to June 16

Parents thought we'd never say...

Winner for the past week...

Someone Anonymously claims the prize...

I'm sorry; I'm only human.

(Idiots are human beings too...)

June 5 to June 11

Newsworthy apologies we might accept.

Winner for the past week:

Author's quick entry won me...

Everyone put on their brains

May 29 to June 4

Life might be better if...

Best worst advice this week:

Anonymous created funniest mental images...

Speak with your mouth full.

May 22 to May 28

What's some bad interview advice?

Winner for the past week

Gabriel's just ahead of the pack...

You're better off without me.