May 28 to June 3
Middle East / United States relations.

Winner for the past week
Imagine Harry saying each entry.

You might agree with me.

Mike's is the funniest quip.

Half caf double cream latte.

May 21 to May 27
Things "Dirty Harry" wouldn't say.

One player means one winner...
Slanted glasses included with admission!

May 14 to May 20
Commercial for "Da Vinci Code."

Winner for the past week.
Nearly none were on topic!

Regretably, only "fer3mto33rsz" came close.

"owe it to your future."

Sadly, SPAM wins Finve Words...

May 7 to May 11

Graduation speech titles or themes.

Slobo wins the past round

Wearing birthday suit, of course.

April 30 to May 6

Favorite ways to celebrate birthdays?

That debate never has winners.

No one played; no winners.

April 23 to April 29
Defend "Evolution" or "Intelligent Design."

Winningest loser for the week...
Sorry, but I'm kinda hungover.

Amy steals the stupid show...

April 16 to April 22
Bad interview questions or responses.

Slobo wins he past round.
Sam - my least favorite Uncle

April 9 to April 15
Describe your feelings on taxes.

Winner for the past week
Hands down, Slobo wins it:

... explain the birds and bees.

April 2 to April 8

Five words aren't enough to...

Slobo definately wins that round...

Claim Grand Canyon oil "find".

March 26 to April 2

George Bush's April Fool's joke....

Walt Wins the Past Round.

Is this going to hurt?