November 28 to December 4
Succinctly summarize Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker ballet.

Winner for the Past Week
I must go with Slobo's...

Thanks for mommy's secret boyfriend.

Topic for Nov. 21 to 27
Uncomfortable "Blessings" said at Thanksgiving...

(Innapropriate thanks said in "prayer.")

"Bless Bill O'Reilly and Vibrators..."

Winner for the past weeek
This was a tough one.

The first entry was great.

I've heard the second one.

It's not bad to hear.

The last did it, though.

Slobo wins for his entry:

Roseanne singing "I'm Too Sexy"

Sure, Yoko would push limits.

But she wouldn't really hurt.

(At least, not Baroque Opera...)

Topic Nov. 14 to 20
I hope I never hear...

Winner for the past week
That would be just me...

Taxes can't solve corrupted values.

Was the topic too demanding?

Perhaps, just disgusted with politics...

Topic Nov. 7 to 13
Future "talking point" for Bush...

Winner for the past week
Mike plays and Mike wins....

Moose become suicide attack bombers.

It's all in the imagery...

Oct. 31 to Nov. 6
Terrorist plans concocted by Canadians.

Winner for the past week
Amy wins this week's round.

"Queer Eye" outfits look reasonable.

Topic Oct. 24 to 29

The benefits of Color Blindness.

Winner for the past week...
And the winner is Slobo...

I'm naked under this T-shirt.

Topic for Oct. 10 to 23
New Five Word T-shirt slogans.

(About any topic; just funny.)

Topic is still awaiting submissions...

Winner For the Past Week
Well, Slobo takes it all.

The entries were good, too...

John and John run Republican.

Topic Oct. 3 to 9
What would change your vote?

(This assumes you're aleady decided.)

Winner for the past week
I barely comprehend football games.

Even so, Slobo's was funny.

Learn to kick field goals.

Picture God in coach's uniform...

Topic Sept. 26 to Oct. 2
Reasons why God smites Florida....

Or, if you'd rather comment:

Ways to thwart the Hurricanes.

Winner for the Past Week
There're so many respectable entries!

(Unlike the use of "there're.")

When Mike plays, he wins...


Stitch in thine saves mine.

(OK, not always, but often.)

Topic Sept. 19 to 25
Wise sayings a bit misquoted.

Winner for the past week
Finally, a plethora of responses!

Josh, we've got to acknowledge:

Thanks Pope for "suggesting" "rhythm"

I've got rhythm and music...

Who could ask for more?