Topic for Oct. 26 - Nov. 1

Explain how inflation keeps happening.

And this week's winner is....

It's gotta be sliced bread."

It only stands to reason...

Everything else is "best since..."

(Best halloween costume: "sliced bread."

No one else claims "better."

Or your wife is "butter.")

Topic for Oct. 19 to 25

The best invention, to date...

Winner for Oct. 12 - 18

I liked Walt's, but...

...if you fly without landing.

Brad's made me laugh more.

The FBI missed this one...

Topic Oct. 12 to 18

In Foxworthy's "redneck" joke format...

You might be a terrorist...

Winner Oct 5 - 11

Buy Bill his own website.

Sometimes the suck up wins.

Topic for Oct. 5 to 11

What to do with $1.5 million...

Winner for the week.

I would, but... shoot, BSOD.

Topic for Sept. 28 to Oct. 4

You knew it was coming...

Turn around is fair play...

Describe how Microsoft beats Apple.

Winner for Sept. 21 to 27

The deferment doesn't do it.

Granted, chess beats solitaitre, always.

But, you have still over-paid.

Jobs is not much cooler.

He also has a temper.

Apple is not the antichrist.

I like that one best.

Topic for September 21 to 27

(Or, whenever the comments return...)

Describe how Apple beats Microsoft.

"Winner" for September 14 to 20

Brad wins for this round.

Granted, Squawkbox is out, currently.

The topic for Sept. 14 to 20

Summarize the "Roadmap to Peace."

Winner for Sept 7 to 13

Cable news is TV too.

A joke well told, onymos!

Or, a joke well observed?

The topic for Sept. 7 to 13th.

Tell a Five Word joke.

Winner for Aug. 31 to Sept. 6

The prize goes to Maddie.

The test came back negative.

Those are my favorite vists...

Topic for August 31 to September 6

Your best doctor's office visit.

Winner for August 24th to 30th

Dave's our winner this round.

Raft washes into lost world...

It's likely already been done.

And Dave would know that.

There's probably a dedicated webpage....

Topic for August 24th to August 30th

Pitch a new TV show.

Winner for Aug. 17 - 23

I do often award newbies.

I must, though, award originality.

Amy, you win once again!

Brainwash all bloggers into submission.


It is seemingly quite easy!