Topic for Valentine's Day Week

Alternatives to "I Love You..."

Winner Feb. 1 to 7

This is a tough choice.

Some entries were most amusing.

Some entries were most profound.

It depends on my interpretation.

Does "worst" mean most destructive?

Or, does it mean "cruelest."

Or, does it mean "silliest."

I'll go with the unique.

Only one was entirely devastating.


You will surely not die.

Topic, Feb. 1 to 7

The worst lie ever told.

The winner for the week.

I will go with Mike's.

Al Sharpton takes the lead

Granted, Amy's is also scary.

At least Perot has led.

Sure, Sharpton would be fun.

But he's only for entertainment.

Topic Jan. 25 to 31

2004 election "worst case scenario."

The winner for this week...

It'll have to be Amy's

Avoid Last Week's Awkward Conversation!

Granted, I've always liked mine...

No need for "snooze buttons."

Topic Jan. 18 to 24

Marketable uses for time travel.

Wow, dude, Mike wins again...

When dog's attitude isn't enough

The topic for the week

For what are cats good?

Winner for the Week

Take your laptop to bed

I've been there, done that...

Topic, Jan 4 to 10

You're a computer/interent junkie if.....

Winner for the past week

I'm liking Brad's and Amy's.

I was happy Mike tried.

Surprisingly, no Dairy Queen references.

In the end, I'd reward:


I saw some frozen Eskimos.

Topic Dec. 28 to Jan 3

Tell us about a blizzard.

This is just too sad

My wife wins this round.

She submitted our first greeting...

You're cute. Let us hug.

Topic Dec. 21 to 27

Any Five Word "pick-up" lines.

The winner for the week

Brad did leave an entry.

It didn't show up here.

Probably better for him, anyway.

His boss sometimes visits here....

So, Amy takes the prize...

I don't know her name.

Personally, I'd like that situation.

Topic: Dec. 14 to 20

Describe a frustrating "boss" issue.

(Not easy for E-town gang....)

The Winner for the Week...

Could you repeat that again?

Once, I actually used this.

I honestly couldn't understand him.

I think he was Indian...

Topic Dec. 7 to 13

What's your best telemarketer reply?

Winner for the week...


... key changes make you giddy.