July 10 to July 16

Euphemisms that aren't quite successful.

Winner for the past week

Amy can claim the prize:

You really deserved much worse.

July 3 to July 9

"In poor taste" Greeting cards.

Winner for this recent round

Perhaps H.Rachel is already winning...

Psychological defeat of moral standards.

June 19 to July 2


What's your "world domination" plan?

Winner for the past week


Jennifer snags this week's crown...


...turn that horrid music down!

June 12 to June 16

Parents thought we'd never say...

Winner for the past week...

Someone Anonymously claims the prize...

I'm sorry; I'm only human.

(Idiots are human beings too...)

June 5 to June 11

Newsworthy apologies we might accept.

Winner for the past week:

Author's quick entry won me...

Everyone put on their brains

May 29 to June 4

Life might be better if...

Best worst advice this week:

Anonymous created funniest mental images...

Speak with your mouth full.

May 22 to May 28

What's some bad interview advice?

Winner for the past week

Gabriel's just ahead of the pack...

You're better off without me.

May 15 to May 21

What's the hardest to say?

Tough choice for the week...

But the winner is Rachel:

the context it's said in

May 8 to May 14


What makes something exceptionally amusing?

Winning phrase for the week...

Anonymous leaves with the prize...

Those people I've left behind.

May 1 to May 7

You're not looking forward to...

Winner for the past week

The award goes to Rachel:

Drink less Starbucks this week.

April 24 to April 30

Justify a very costly purchase.

Winner for this past week.

Amy summarized a film best.

McClane hides, yippee-ki-yea, Karl returns.

April 17 to April 23


Summarize your favorite action film.

Winner for the past week...

Prize awarded to "Jack Hannah..."

If you're a familial lion.

April 10 to April 16

When's pride a good thing?

Winner for the past week

Seemingly, schools are not winning....

Rachel can claim the win.

Quite simply: it does not.

April 3 to April 9

How "school" prepares for "life."

Winner for the Past Week

I must award to PoeTree:

Replace shampoo with hair dye.

March 27 to April 2

Plan out a practical joke.

Gabriel's response was the wisest

Does it improve my life?

March 20 to March 26

What determines value for you?

Winner for the past week

Gabriel snags the crown with:

Thoughts with their own agenda.

(Verification words might be muses.)

March 13 to March 19

Define what a "muse" is.

Winner for the past week...

I admit, I like Walt's:

There is strength in numbers.

March 6 to March 12

Summarize the life of snowflakes.

Tough to pick just one!

Win goes to "that guy."

The love of my life

February 27 to March 5

What's most motivating for you?

Many excellent entries this week!

Stan may have the win...

Her boobs were very distracting

February 20 to February 26

Summarize a recent business meeting.

Never knew that line worked!

"Expose your blog/website for free"

It's a great pick-up line?

February 20 to February 26

Summarize a recent business meeting.

February 13 to February 19

Your best sentimentally loving quip.

Win goes to Gia's Spot...

Snowshoes are on my feet.

February 6 to February 12

How has your weather been?

Happily, Anonymous proffered winning advice:



OCD compulsion requires a shower.

January 30 to February 5

What are your morning rituals?

Timid taught me to dance:


Let rhythm lead me astray.

January 23 to January 29

Explain your best dance moves.

The Count swipes the win

Two words, kid: grow up!

January 16 to January 22

Advice for your younger self.

Amy may have the prize:

Be grateful they weren't thrown.

Recently stumbled some other responses:

"Marry someone with some Vodka."

"Call them jewels and resell."

January 9 to January 15

If life hands you lemons...

Winner for the past week.

I must award the stilettos.



In stilettos, at the mall. ;)

January 2 to January 8

How do you enjoy exercising?

Tripoli easily snags the win

Government, separate church and state!

December 26 to January 1

Suggest celebrity's New Year's resolutions.

Gabriel easily snags the win

Even her moustache is cute.

December 19 to December 25

Leave a fantastic backhanded compliment.

Sarah may have the win

Well....most of the time...

December 12 to December 18

When are you most irrational?

Mr. Practical steals this round....

I turn on a lamp.

December 5 to December 11

When the days seem darkest...

Winner for the past week...

Rephrased wisdom from "Baloo" wins:

A jug, bread, and thou.

November 28 to December 4

What else do you need?

Enlightened snags this week's crown

Feel superior to late sleepers.

November 21 to November 27

Benefits of being early risers.

Gabriel makes a valid point:

Detachment from the natural world.

Gabe wins this week's round.

November 14 to November 20

What's to fear in technology?

We have an anonymous winner:

Candidates are products. Voters, consumers

November 7 to November 13

What's wrong with a Democracy?

Winner for the past week

I.M.Deluded wins with...

three glasses of wine, crackers

October 31 to November 6

Best recipe for your lunch.

Winner for the past week.

MANY fantastic entries were posted.

Audiopheliac wins the crown for:

Politicians say loyalty is subordination.

October 24th to October 30th

Politicians saying *blank* means *blank.*

October 17 to October 23

What's highly entertaining to you?

Someone wins the last round...

Someone real, but seemingly unnamed...


Baby seal for every meal.

October 10 to October 16

When are you most wasteful?

Gabriel wins the last round

Excited for the day ahead.

'tis best to be positive.

October 3 to October 9

How best to wake up.

Winner for the past week:

Must award Nixon for amusing:


Orange treetops without angering Smokey

September 26 to October 2

What's the best about Autumn?

Nixon wins the last round

Government claims it doesn't exist.

September 19 to September 25

What's awesome about your job?

Tough choice for week's winner!

Even so Greg claims the crown:

Inflated balloon full of spiders.

Uniqueness and utter worthlessness wins.

Thanks to all for playing!

September 12 to September 18

Bad ideas for birthday gifts...

September 5 to September 11

When are you most greedy?

August 29 to September 4

How do you introduce yourself?

August 22 to August 28

How to approach new adventures.

August 15 to August 21

What's Faith mean to you?

Kim wins the last round...

On the couch in underwear.

August 8 to August 14

When are you truly home?

Walt knows the slow life...

When "Matlock" is too exciting.

July 25 to August 6

When is life too slow?

Winner for the past Week

Walt snags the win with...

Nearly every day this month.

July 18 to July 24

When is it too hot?

Winner for the past week

Amy summed it up nicely:

Murderous motelier has mommy issues.

July 11 to July 17

Summarize the classic movie: "Psycho."

Amy wins the last round

I am sore from laughing!

July 4 to July 10

When's "sore" a good thing?

Gabriel is the latest winner


When the clock is loudest