July 15 to July 20

"Catchphrase" you'd claim as yours.

We've had some better entries...

In any case, Slobo wins.

Grampa, what smells so bad?

July 8 to July 14

Questions kids should not ask.

July 1 to July 7

Headlines we'll see this week.

Winner for the past week.

Just did it; it wins.

My bum after bike riding!

June 24 to June 30

What is your greatest pain?

Winner for the past week

Amy snags the win with:

As soon as pool's open.

June 17 to June 23

When does summer truly start?

June 10 to June 16

What's good in the news?

June 3 to June 9

Key phrase for resignation letter.

Newest player wins last round.

We'll award Rhonrhon for poetic:

Loon song on sunset lake.

May 27 to June 2

Vacation memories from your childhood.

No one wins last round

Most movie sequels are silly.

May 20 to May 26

Worst ideas for Movie Sequels.

Winner for the past week

Slobo can take the crown.

... your title is Avian Vomitologist.

May 13 to May 19

Get a new job if....

No winners for the week.

May 6 to May 12

How will you conserve energy?

No players means no winners

April 29 to May 5

What can make you cry?

I think I've seen Slobo's

Skoal sends you Christmas cards.

That'd be on wife's side...

April 22 to April 28

"You might be a 'redneck'..."

Winner for the past week

I want to see Rachel's...

Walk around town wearing flippers!

April 15 to April 21

Activities for a rainy day.

We have an anonymous winner.

Safe boating is no accident.

April 8 to April 14

What's funny in the News?
Give us a good headline.

Christ says that Slobo wins...

Reflect on its true significance ...

April 1 to April 7

Easter Traditions, real or not.

No players, so no winners.

March 25 to March 31

Sayings for Chinese Fortune Cookies.

No players, so, no winners.

So, everyone is a loser.

March 18 to March 24

Candidate mottoes for 2008 elections.

Slobo easily steals the win

Mess with our circadian rhythms.

March 11 to March 17

Reasons for the time change.

Slobo pulls out a win.

Inventor of the Shamrock Shake.

March 4 to March 10

The Legends of Saint Patrick.

Winner for the past week.

Aliens arrive, get bored, leave.

February 25 to March 3

Headlines we'd like to see.

I'd vote to elect Amy

I'd hire really good underlings.


Just make sure to listen.

February 18 to February 24

Why you should be President.

Rachel takes the win, again.

The grass is always greener...

February 11 to February 17

How's the weather for you?

Walt snags the win, today.

"They're laughing WITH you, Walt."

February 4 to February 10

Words of affirmation for yourself.

Tough pick for week's winner...

I'm still debating while typing...

Rachel should get the prize.

Secretly switch them to decaf.

All others funnier WITH it.

Hers with Walt's is best.

Decaf and bean bag chairs...

Picture the awkwardness and withdrawal.

January 28 to February 3

Prepare a great "office prank."

Dave sneaks in to win


My homework ate my dog.

January 21 to January 27

Excuses for not doing homework.

Josh will snag the win


and ends with free Kool-aid.

Someone easily swayed by kool-aid...

That just made me laugh.

January 14 to January 20


Why do people join "cults."

Slobo, again, steals the win


Seven articles, twenty seven "corrections".

January 7 to January 13

Summarize the United States' Constitution.

Sage advice from Uncle Walt...

Don't believe anything They say.

December 31 to January 6


Sage advice for New Year.

Slobo easily takes the prize


Leave party well before midnight


(Also my traditional annual plan.)

December 24 to December 30

Your plans for "New Year's?"

Slobo snags yet another round.

Evacuate WTC, Pentagon on 9/11.

"September-Eleventh" is now one word.

December 17 to December 23

Uses for a time machine.

Way to go, Mr. Slobo!

I'll Be Working Thru Christmas

December 10 to December 16

Song titles for "American Christmas..."

Winner for the past week.

It was a tough pick.

Some were "close to home."

I'll go with the silliest...

Office Depot's out of punch-cards.

December 3 to December 9

Reasons to upgrade your computer.

Amy's best entry was this:

Keep marriage a full month.

November 28 to December 2

New Year's resolutions of celebrities.

Today, I prefer Mike's entry

...let God sort them out.

November 19 to November 25

A principle for living life.

I liked Amy's the best

The hordes of evildoers attack.

November 12 to November 18

Democrats will lose "approval" when...

Amy wins this last round

Don't believe anything I say.

November 5 to November 11

Campaign slogans that could work.

Walt wins the last round

What were you complaining about?

October 29 to November 4

Don't say when baby's born:

Newest player in ranks wins:

I'm a hypnotic cannibal. Sit.

October 21 to October 28

Your plans for world domination...

A "Welcome Back" to Slobo!

Slobo wins with amusing entry...

Yer hot ... wanna get hitched?

October 15 to October 21

How not to propose marriage.

Walt steals the win with...

Dropping hammers on my head.

October 8 to October 14


Things that give me headaches...

October 1 to October 7

I embarrassed myself at work...

Winners for the past week.

Mike deserves bonus points.

Concise entries did impress.

They do not exist.

Five Word Winners this week:

I'll go with Amy's entry:

I thought they were evildoers.

September 24 to September 30

Apologies from world leaders.

Mike plays and Mike wins


...will be in 22 years.

I'm shooting for 9 more.

September 17 to September 23

Your best day at work...

Amy's sole entry wins round...

Twin Towers cakes on sale.

Sept 10 to Sept 16

September 11th becomes a holiday.

Worst things we can expect?

September 3 to September 9

Show your age; "Remember when..."

August 27 to Sept 4

The best working edible recipe.

Amy wins this past round


Not enough time right now.

August 20 to August 26

One week left to live...

August 12 to August 18
Worst themes for kids' parties.

Amy wins with potential winnerWine and chocolates in bed.

I would've gone "Walmart dating."

Walmart has everything for dating.

August 5 to August 11
Good ideas for cheap dates.

So, how hot is it?
Amy's entry iced the competition.

Gobi desert is looking cool.

July 30 to August 5
So, how hot is it?

The toughest choice in WEEKS
I'll take Slobo's vacation destination...

North Pole - sure, Santa's here.

July 16 to July 30
Commercial mottos for vacation spots.

Mike plays and Mike wins
Mike knows his conspiracy theories.

At his point, I'd believe:

Terrorists on White House Payroll.

July 10 to July 16
What's our favorite conspiracy theory?

Oh, to be the rich....
And follow Amy's past suggestion:

Bribe poorest into not vacationing.

July 2 to July 8
How do rich people vacation?