July 30 to August 5
So, how hot is it?

The toughest choice in WEEKS
I'll take Slobo's vacation destination...

North Pole - sure, Santa's here.

July 16 to July 30
Commercial mottos for vacation spots.

Mike plays and Mike wins
Mike knows his conspiracy theories.

At his point, I'd believe:

Terrorists on White House Payroll.

July 10 to July 16
What's our favorite conspiracy theory?

Oh, to be the rich....
And follow Amy's past suggestion:

Bribe poorest into not vacationing.

July 2 to July 8
How do rich people vacation?

June 25 to July 1
An awful company "vision statement."

June 18 to June 24
Summarize a politcal party's platform.

Mike wins the last round
With or without the strike.

five minutes alone with mom.

My "gift" is "stay home."

I'm finally going nowhere today.

June 11 to June 18
What a Father really wants...

Once again, one entry wins
Walt will raise fine kids.

"Spare the rod, spoil child."

June 4 to June 9
Parenting advice, good or bad.

One player means one winner
Amy is such a winner.

Trading convicted terrorists for oil.

The rest of us loose.

May 28 to June 3
Middle East / United States relations.

Winner for the past week
Imagine Harry saying each entry.

You might agree with me.

Mike's is the funniest quip.

Half caf double cream latte.

May 21 to May 27
Things "Dirty Harry" wouldn't say.

One player means one winner...
Slanted glasses included with admission!

May 14 to May 20
Commercial for "Da Vinci Code."

Winner for the past week.
Nearly none were on topic!

Regretably, only "fer3mto33rsz" came close.

"owe it to your future."

Sadly, SPAM wins Finve Words...

May 7 to May 11

Graduation speech titles or themes.

Slobo wins the past round

Wearing birthday suit, of course.

April 30 to May 6

Favorite ways to celebrate birthdays?

That debate never has winners.

No one played; no winners.

April 23 to April 29
Defend "Evolution" or "Intelligent Design."

Winningest loser for the week...
Sorry, but I'm kinda hungover.

Amy steals the stupid show...

April 16 to April 22
Bad interview questions or responses.

Slobo wins he past round.
Sam - my least favorite Uncle

April 9 to April 15
Describe your feelings on taxes.

Winner for the past week
Hands down, Slobo wins it:

... explain the birds and bees.

April 2 to April 8

Five words aren't enough to...

Slobo definately wins that round...

Claim Grand Canyon oil "find".

March 26 to April 2

George Bush's April Fool's joke....

Walt Wins the Past Round.

Is this going to hurt?

March 19 to March 25

Last words of Slobodan Milosevic.

Slobo wins a week early

Trying out the new mower.

March 12 to March 18
Your favorite Spring Cleaning tasks.

Winner for the Past Week
Slobo entered this week's entries.

I'm liking Walt's the best:

Snuggling up with my wife.

March 5 to March 11
Your favorite rainy day activities.

One Entry means One Winner...
Slobo, despite his wishes, wins...

Knock knock. Who is there?
Old lady. Old lady who?
Didn't know you could yodel.

February 26 to March
Share a Five Word joke...

Winner for the past week
We have several excellent entries!

I'm going to pick Slobo's:

Refrain from flapping your arms.

Although not stated, it's both:

""Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

(Sure, it's not about hairstyles.
But, a "flapping" leader's funny...)

February 19 to February 25
(Speaking of Cupid and shooting...)

Two topics for this week.

Pick one or pick both:

"Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

or you may comment on

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

Winner for the past week
We had some great submissions!

Slobo is getting too good...


I hope Cupid shoots you.

That one tickled me most...

February 12 to February 18
Well intentioned, poor Valentine sentiments.

Slobo wins yet another round...
For the government of France:
"Anyone for Hide and Seek?"

February 5 to February 11
"Mission Statements" for world Governments.

Format your entries as following.

For the Government of Canada:

"Convince world we're true Americans."

Winner for the past week
Your skills are impressive, Slobo.

My favorite entries from your's:


Balloq's staff is too long.

Doc, you just disintegrated Einstein!

January 29 to February 4
Strange lines for Action Movies.

Winner for the past week
Walt, obviously, wins this round.


"President Kennedy had it coming."

January 23 to January 29
Things Pat Robertson might say...

January 15th to January 21st
So, what is a terrorist?

Winner for the past week
I can't beat Amy's entry.

I can wear slipper socks.

That's such a dream job...

January 8 to January 14

What's great about your job....?

Any One of Walt's Wins...


Needed: One experienced hippopotamus trainer

Pennsylvania Governor: No Experience Necessary!

State Legislator: Name your price!

Corrections: a continually growing insdustry

Topic January 1 to January 7

"Job Opportunity" email subject headers.

Slobo is back on top!

Any one of Slobo's wins...

"Devil made me do it."

Hire Johnnie Cochran as attorney.
(Guaranteed acquittal, even from grave)

Plead temporary, decade long, insanity.

December 25th to January 1st.
Saddam Hussein's best defense strategy....

Winner for the past roundI really liked Slobo's entries.

But, then Walt tickled me...


Asparagus: Nature's Special Candy Bar

I laughed for several minutes.

Walt wins the past round...

December 11 to December 24
Titles for Elementary "Educational Films."

Winner for the past week
It was a tough pick...

Slobo did it again, though...

Lose Weight The Tastykake Way

December 4 to December 10
Titles for "Self Help" books.

Slobo wins for the week
Charge, charge, charge, charge, bankruptcy.

November 27 to December 3
Describe United States' shopping traditions.

Slobo wins this past round
Thanksgiving - America's obesity starts here!

November 13 to November 26
Thanksgiving day greeting card sentiments...

Amy wins yet another round...
Cancel out the stupid people.

November 5 to November 11
Reasons to bother to vote...

Tough round makes Amy winner...
Let chocolate boost your metabolism!

Topic; October 30 to November 5
Fun but worthless diet plans.

Walt wins one more time
...pilots try to land there.

October 23 to October 29

Home decorations become tacky when...

Walt wins for this week...


Nothing's better than fresh pears.

October 16 to October 22
Favorite things about Autumn months.

I win the past weeks
"Red or Blue" defines America.

October 2 to October 15
"How to be a good Democrat."

Or, if you lean this way...

"How to be a good Republican."

For more ideas, click here.

Walt wins yet another round...

Recreating scene from "Forrest Gump".

Sept. 25 to Oct. 1

Reasons to "ride out hurricanes."

Funniest or most noble wins.

Winning entry; realism over idealism...

Mike correctly posted Constitutional goals.

Walt "told it as is..."

Distributing wealth; taking it back.

Granted; Government should PROTECT pursuits.

Sadly, many await their provision.

Topic, Sept 18 to 24.
Explain the role of Goverment.

Gotta love Slobo's recent entry...
Increase girth while refinancing mortgage.

September 11 to September 17

Message titles from spam email.

Walt's loss is his gain...


When I forgot my lunch.

Sept. 4 to Sept. 10

Worst first day of school...

Walt's entry wins this week.


We're up before the sun.

Aug. 21 to Sept. 3

We'll know summer's over when...

Next terror act is MESSY...

I'll take the crown today...

Suicide explosive diarrhea toilet attacks.

It's sloppy, but solitary entry...

Topic August 14 to 20

The next surprising terrorist action.

Mister Roadkill Scraper Upper wins...

Roadkills can decompose much faster.

Props to Walt, this time...

Topic August 7 to 13

Benefits of hot, scorching weather.

Slobo takes this week's crown...


Look both ways before voting.

August 1 to August 7

"Just one of life's lessons..."

Slobo wins the past round...

Catching fireflies in a jar.

Topic July 24 to 30

Describe favorite summer evening activities.

Walt wins this past round...


Cubs. Sox. World Series. BOOM!

I expect something slightly different.

"It ends with a wimper..."

July 17 to July 23

How will the world end?

Any one of Amy's wins...

The "Spike" one is tough...

July 10 to July 16

Tough questions kids ask adults.

Walt wins with his entry...


...the ceremony's longer than reception.

July 3 to July 9

A wedding is annoying when...