One Entry means One Winner...
Slobo, despite his wishes, wins...

Knock knock. Who is there?
Old lady. Old lady who?
Didn't know you could yodel.

February 26 to March
Share a Five Word joke...

Winner for the past week
We have several excellent entries!

I'm going to pick Slobo's:

Refrain from flapping your arms.

Although not stated, it's both:

""Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

(Sure, it's not about hairstyles.
But, a "flapping" leader's funny...)

February 19 to February 25
(Speaking of Cupid and shooting...)

Two topics for this week.

Pick one or pick both:

"Hunting with Uncle Dick Cheney..."

or you may comment on

"Leadership hairstyling do's and don'ts."

Winner for the past week
We had some great submissions!

Slobo is getting too good...


I hope Cupid shoots you.

That one tickled me most...

February 12 to February 18
Well intentioned, poor Valentine sentiments.

Slobo wins yet another round...
For the government of France:
"Anyone for Hide and Seek?"

February 5 to February 11
"Mission Statements" for world Governments.

Format your entries as following.

For the Government of Canada:

"Convince world we're true Americans."

Winner for the past week
Your skills are impressive, Slobo.

My favorite entries from your's:


Balloq's staff is too long.

Doc, you just disintegrated Einstein!

January 29 to February 4
Strange lines for Action Movies.

Winner for the past week
Walt, obviously, wins this round.


"President Kennedy had it coming."

January 23 to January 29
Things Pat Robertson might say...

January 15th to January 21st
So, what is a terrorist?

Winner for the past week
I can't beat Amy's entry.

I can wear slipper socks.

That's such a dream job...

January 8 to January 14

What's great about your job....?

Any One of Walt's Wins...


Needed: One experienced hippopotamus trainer

Pennsylvania Governor: No Experience Necessary!

State Legislator: Name your price!

Corrections: a continually growing insdustry

Topic January 1 to January 7

"Job Opportunity" email subject headers.

Slobo is back on top!

Any one of Slobo's wins...

"Devil made me do it."

Hire Johnnie Cochran as attorney.
(Guaranteed acquittal, even from grave)

Plead temporary, decade long, insanity.

December 25th to January 1st.
Saddam Hussein's best defense strategy....

Winner for the past roundI really liked Slobo's entries.

But, then Walt tickled me...


Asparagus: Nature's Special Candy Bar

I laughed for several minutes.

Walt wins the past round...

December 11 to December 24
Titles for Elementary "Educational Films."

Winner for the past week
It was a tough pick...

Slobo did it again, though...

Lose Weight The Tastykake Way

December 4 to December 10
Titles for "Self Help" books.

Slobo wins for the week
Charge, charge, charge, charge, bankruptcy.

November 27 to December 3
Describe United States' shopping traditions.

Slobo wins this past round
Thanksgiving - America's obesity starts here!

November 13 to November 26
Thanksgiving day greeting card sentiments...

Amy wins yet another round...
Cancel out the stupid people.

November 5 to November 11
Reasons to bother to vote...

Tough round makes Amy winner...
Let chocolate boost your metabolism!

Topic; October 30 to November 5
Fun but worthless diet plans.

Walt wins one more time
...pilots try to land there.

October 23 to October 29

Home decorations become tacky when...

Walt wins for this week...


Nothing's better than fresh pears.

October 16 to October 22
Favorite things about Autumn months.

I win the past weeks
"Red or Blue" defines America.

October 2 to October 15
"How to be a good Democrat."

Or, if you lean this way...

"How to be a good Republican."

For more ideas, click here.

Walt wins yet another round...

Recreating scene from "Forrest Gump".

Sept. 25 to Oct. 1

Reasons to "ride out hurricanes."

Funniest or most noble wins.

Winning entry; realism over idealism...

Mike correctly posted Constitutional goals.

Walt "told it as is..."

Distributing wealth; taking it back.

Granted; Government should PROTECT pursuits.

Sadly, many await their provision.

Topic, Sept 18 to 24.
Explain the role of Goverment.

Gotta love Slobo's recent entry...
Increase girth while refinancing mortgage.

September 11 to September 17

Message titles from spam email.

Walt's loss is his gain...


When I forgot my lunch.

Sept. 4 to Sept. 10

Worst first day of school...

Walt's entry wins this week.


We're up before the sun.

Aug. 21 to Sept. 3

We'll know summer's over when...

Next terror act is MESSY...

I'll take the crown today...

Suicide explosive diarrhea toilet attacks.

It's sloppy, but solitary entry...

Topic August 14 to 20

The next surprising terrorist action.

Mister Roadkill Scraper Upper wins...

Roadkills can decompose much faster.

Props to Walt, this time...

Topic August 7 to 13

Benefits of hot, scorching weather.

Slobo takes this week's crown...


Look both ways before voting.

August 1 to August 7

"Just one of life's lessons..."

Slobo wins the past round...

Catching fireflies in a jar.

Topic July 24 to 30

Describe favorite summer evening activities.

Walt wins this past round...


Cubs. Sox. World Series. BOOM!

I expect something slightly different.

"It ends with a wimper..."

July 17 to July 23

How will the world end?

Any one of Amy's wins...

The "Spike" one is tough...

July 10 to July 16

Tough questions kids ask adults.

Walt wins with his entry...


...the ceremony's longer than reception.

July 3 to July 9

A wedding is annoying when...

Sole entry wins this round

Susan and I were born...

June 26 to July 3

"Patriot Act Ruined July 4th"

Or you may pick this:

Summer/July is great, because...

Winner for the past week...

Sell the dumbbells and bench.

Amy's seems all too plausible.

Topic June 19 to 25

Weight loss methods or plans.

Winner for the past week

"Jackson Acquitted - Celebratory Sleepover Planned"

Slobo easily snags the win...

New week and new topic

Most feared healdine this month.

Winner for the past week

Slobo will take the prize

Camping trip toilet paper alternative

Topic June 5 to 11
Describe great uses for newspaper.

Winner for the past weekl.
After 13 minute pod races....

Amy wins with her consice:

Anakin goes bad, good again.

May 29 to June 5
Summarize the Star Wars saga...

Winner for the past week
It seems, usual commenting failed.

Yet, Walt uses Blogger commenting.

So, Walt wins the pot...

Caution: More Details On Reverse

I'm waiting to see one:

"Left lane must turn right..."

Topic May 21 to 27
It's a little like last...

Bad ideas for road signs...

Slobo wins this past round
It was a close call...

Buy one, get none free.

Topic May 15 to 21
Coupons that don't cut it...

Winner for the past week
Mike's entry takes the win....

German Pope; Post-Holocaust reparations

Granted, hyphenated words are dicey.

The thought was interesting enough.

A German Pope begs forgiveness...

Topic May 8 to 14

Reasons why Pope Benny Rocks!

No one plays; no winners.

Topic May 1 to 7
My retirement plans will include...

Winner fo rthe past week
Amy captures this week's prize...

Honk if you love silence.

Topic April 24 to 30

Bad ideas for bumper stickers...

Winner for the past week

Walt wins with his entry;

Consumers ask about ship's mileage

Topic April 17 to 23

Aliens arrive; design the headlines...

No one plays; no winners.

April 10 to April 16
Worst company mottos; any kind...

Make them up, or real.

Introducing company name, not counted.

Winner for the past week
Josh takes the title, effortlessly...


George Michael Slams Elton John

That's so bad, so much...

April 3 to April 9

Recently overlooked or missed headlines.

Winner For the past weeks
Only one entry; Walt wins.

Scientists Create Recyclable Toilet Paper!

I swear I've seen it...

March 20 to April 2

Topic extended; many commenting problems.

Next "Medical/Scientific Breakthrough" headline.

Seeing no interest in topic...
I guess I win again.

Voice controlled computers for offices.

March 6 to 12 Topic
Design Flaw that sinks Microsoft.

Topic extended to March 19th.

Winner for the past week
OK. This week I win...

Star Wars: A New Phantom

Feb. 27 to March 5

Worst Movie to Musical adaptation...

(Real or imagined adaptations welcome.)

And today, the Winner is...

The Adman testifies...and wins.

Capitalism ... finders keepers, losers weepers.

Feb. 20 to Feb. 26
Pitch a World Governement method.

(or, pitch a Governemental philosophy.)

Winner for the past Week

Will Josh's mass suggestions win?

Why, sure; there's a winner!

Atheism....angry at God lately?

Week Feb. 13 to 19
Pitch a major world religion.

(As in, sales pitch, please...)

No winners for past week
No one wanted to play...

Topic, Feb. 6 to 12

Future awkward/strange company mergers.

Winner for the past week
Slobo, again, takes the crown.

... I would hang with Terminator.