Winner for the past week
The comments have temporarily dissapeared.

Only Amy had previously contributed.

I don't recall her wording.

Even so, her entry wins.

Topic Aug. 8 to 14
Explain the Terror Alert System.

Winner for the past week
Amy's Elepahnt joke was super.

Elephant jokes are often cornier.

But, Slobo's suggestion defines best.

Hannibal Lecter meets Martha Stewart

Topic for 07/31 to 08/07
Describe the perfect house sitter.

Winner for the past Week
I must go with Slobo's.

Postal employees work more overtime.

Topic July 24 to 30
Describe living in Lunar Colonies...

Winner for the past week
Once again, Slobo's was exceptional:

Personal use of Company Mule


It's funny to picture it.

Topic, July 18 to 24
Job perks we never want.

Winner for the past week
Selections were slim, but admirable.

All of Slobo's are amusing.

So, Slobo wins with his:

Fiddler Falls Off The Roof

A New Topic does exist
Time stamps are slightly off.

So, topic was posted earlier.

Or it looks that way...

Scroll down for the topic:

"Bad ideas for Broadway Musicals."

Slobo's work is quite good.

But, don't quit without trying!

The Winner for the week
Tough choice with few entries.

I shall go with Mike's:

Excessive sorbitol before the interview.

Topic: July 11 to 17
Horrible ideas for "Broadway" musicals.

Topic July 4 to 10
Dual topics for this week:

Worst interview mistakes to make.

and/or

Atkin's options for Josh's diet.

(Perhaps, combine them for fun.)

Winner for the past week
Perhaps it's due to novelty...

But I liked "new guy's..."

Slobo wins with those below:

"Even Idiots Can Become President"

I know it's a copy.
But it was funny, again.

My apologies - very poor taste.
Not suitable for young children.

They were not intended entries.
But they work, as well.

Topic June 27 to July 4
New title for "My Life."

Winner for the past week
Both entries deserved to win.

So, they both have won.

Amy's entry supplied the roots.

Even idiots get to vote.

Josh's entry confirmed the results.

Even idiots can become President

Topic June 20 to 26
What are benefits in Democracy?

Winner for the past week
Yes, it was slightly awkward.

Even so, some did well.

Josh and Amy did exceptionally.

Amy scores the win, though.

Twenty years of solitary torture.

Topic June 13 to 19th
Josh did provide this topic...

The downsides of single motherhood...

Winner for the past week...
I did appreciate Josh's entry.

It had that SNL twist.

But, I like Brad's the best.

Ah, New York in winter!

Topic: June 6 to 12
If movie events actually occurred...

React to "Day After Tomorrow."

Winner for the pasy week
Walt wins yet another round...

A hot-air balloon revival.

Topic May 30 to June 5
(Idea stolen from "Wait Wait")

Gas saving automobile manufacturer plans.

Winner for the past week
Any one of Mike's wins...

George Lucas sells more toys.

Topic for May 23 to 29
Anticipated plot: Star Wars 3.

the Past Week's winner is...
Well, who could argue Amy's...

One week working, one off.

Except for the "indepenantly wealthy."

Topic May 16 to 22
Describe the perfect vacation plan.

Winner for the past week
With a last minute entry....

Walt wins yet another round;

You know how this works.

Topic: May 9 to 15
Create an answering machine announcement.

Winner for the past Week
Brad wins, with no competition.

I am all that's necessary.

Good music is very scarce.

Topic for May 2 - 8

What's needed for "good music?"

The winner for the week
I'm going with Brad's entry...

Falling down causes more pain.

Topic April 25 to May 1
The disadvantages to growing older.

Winner for the past week
I'll go with Walt's entry:

You get to enjoy "Matlock."

I've been old for awhile...

I've enjoyed Matlock for decades.

Topic: April 18 to 24

The advantages to growing older.

Winner for the past week

I guess we all lost.

I'll make an entry, though:

George W. Bush for "Teflon."

Topic: April 11 to 17

Potential new spokespersons for products.

See the "Panelist Predictions" here.

This past week's winner is...

Amy wins for any entry.

Sorry I got your promotion.

Topic April 4 ro 10

"In poor taste" Hallmark cards.

Winner for the Past Week

Many of us do this:

Live life an hour behind!

So, Walt wins this round....

Topic March 28 to April 4

Coping with "Daylight-Saving Time."

Winner for the past week

We'll make it a tie.

Brad and Amy can share...

"Peace" in the Middle East.

The return of Jesus Christ.

Amy's is "fleeing time," though.

Me and my jugs: GONE...

Topic; March 21 - 27

A sure sign of Armageddon...

Winner for the past Week

I will go with Dave's:

Sounds like my everyday life

Dave hasn't read the book.

BUT, he got the theme!

Everybody lives with "Catch 22."

Topic March 14 to 20

Summarize the book "Catch 22."

Winner for the past week

Either of Walt's entries wins...

How do you define fat?

I think the phone's ringing...

Awesome entries, all, this week...

Topic March 7 to 13

Give responses to these queries:

"Honey, do I look fat?'
or
"Have I put on weight?"
or
"Which outfit shows less fat?"
or
"This makes me look fat!"

etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.

Respond cruel, kind, or funny....

Winner 29th to March 6

First, & does equal "and."

Making one of Josh's void.

We've a lot of entries.

Sadly, few were about topic...

The key: picture the interview...

The Barbara Walters' Sadaam interview

Why rape, torture, and murder?


So, Josh ties this time...

As, Mike's was equally funny...

Mewv Gwiffin wecollects pwevious caweews.

Topic for Feb 29 to March 6.

Barbara Walters interviews never heard...

Winner for the past week.


I just love pet stories...

My dog plays with them.

Topic, February 22 to 28

Present some uses for pennies.

Winner for this past week.

Don't know... never saw one.

Topic, Feb. 15 to 21

Characteristics of a perfect President.

Winner for the last week

I am split betwen two.

Cheesy and silly have appeal.


I'll go with Amy's silly:

You're really not so bad.

Topic for Valentine's Day Week

Alternatives to "I Love You..."

Winner Feb. 1 to 7

This is a tough choice.

Some entries were most amusing.

Some entries were most profound.

It depends on my interpretation.

Does "worst" mean most destructive?

Or, does it mean "cruelest."

Or, does it mean "silliest."

I'll go with the unique.

Only one was entirely devastating.


You will surely not die.

Topic, Feb. 1 to 7

The worst lie ever told.

The winner for the week.

I will go with Mike's.

Al Sharpton takes the lead

Granted, Amy's is also scary.

At least Perot has led.

Sure, Sharpton would be fun.

But he's only for entertainment.

Topic Jan. 25 to 31

2004 election "worst case scenario."

The winner for this week...

It'll have to be Amy's

Avoid Last Week's Awkward Conversation!

Granted, I've always liked mine...

No need for "snooze buttons."

Topic Jan. 18 to 24

Marketable uses for time travel.

Wow, dude, Mike wins again...

When dog's attitude isn't enough

The topic for the week

For what are cats good?

Winner for the Week

Take your laptop to bed

I've been there, done that...

Topic, Jan 4 to 10

You're a computer/interent junkie if.....

Winner for the past week

I'm liking Brad's and Amy's.

I was happy Mike tried.

Surprisingly, no Dairy Queen references.

In the end, I'd reward:


I saw some frozen Eskimos.

Topic Dec. 28 to Jan 3

Tell us about a blizzard.

This is just too sad

My wife wins this round.

She submitted our first greeting...

You're cute. Let us hug.

Topic Dec. 21 to 27

Any Five Word "pick-up" lines.

The winner for the week

Brad did leave an entry.

It didn't show up here.

Probably better for him, anyway.

His boss sometimes visits here....

So, Amy takes the prize...

I don't know her name.

Personally, I'd like that situation.

Topic: Dec. 14 to 20

Describe a frustrating "boss" issue.

(Not easy for E-town gang....)

The Winner for the Week...

Could you repeat that again?

Once, I actually used this.

I honestly couldn't understand him.

I think he was Indian...

Topic Dec. 7 to 13

What's your best telemarketer reply?

Winner for the week...


... key changes make you giddy.

Topic Nov. 30 to Dec. 6

You're a music geek if...

Winner for the week...

As I can't reward myself...

Unfortunately, my plate's too small.

Thanks for the entry, man...

Topic for November 23 - 29

Generate an unique "Thanksgiving" perspective.

The winner is...

I'll go with Walt's entry.

An easy excuse for laziness.

"Real men" seldom pamper themselves.

Although, good excuses are golden.

Topic Nov. 16 - 21

The best thing about illness...

Winner
Tough Call.



I prefer printed material myself.

Topic for week Nov. 9 to 15

What is the "media bias?"

Winner for the week....

Walt gave us so much.

Yet, Amy was so succinct.

Dare put competition in marriage?

Walt's made me laugh more:

Happy couple has tough break!

Amy's was a true headline:

Dehydration leads to boy's concussion.

So, take a point each...

Just like Drew's "Whose Line..."

Topic for November 2 to 8.

News Headline: "Jack and Jill."

Winner for the week...

Gee, who should it be?...


The balloonist keeps on exhaling.


There's a strangely metaphorical joke...

Topic for Oct. 26 - Nov. 1

Explain how inflation keeps happening.

And this week's winner is....

It's gotta be sliced bread."

It only stands to reason...

Everything else is "best since..."

(Best halloween costume: "sliced bread."

No one else claims "better."

Or your wife is "butter.")

Topic for Oct. 19 to 25

The best invention, to date...

Winner for Oct. 12 - 18

I liked Walt's, but...

...if you fly without landing.

Brad's made me laugh more.

The FBI missed this one...

Topic Oct. 12 to 18

In Foxworthy's "redneck" joke format...

You might be a terrorist...

Winner Oct 5 - 11

Buy Bill his own website.

Sometimes the suck up wins.

Topic for Oct. 5 to 11

What to do with $1.5 million...

Winner for the week.

I would, but... shoot, BSOD.

Topic for Sept. 28 to Oct. 4

You knew it was coming...

Turn around is fair play...

Describe how Microsoft beats Apple.

Winner for Sept. 21 to 27

The deferment doesn't do it.

Granted, chess beats solitaitre, always.

But, you have still over-paid.

Jobs is not much cooler.

He also has a temper.

Apple is not the antichrist.

I like that one best.

Topic for September 21 to 27

(Or, whenever the comments return...)

Describe how Apple beats Microsoft.

"Winner" for September 14 to 20

Brad wins for this round.

Granted, Squawkbox is out, currently.

The topic for Sept. 14 to 20

Summarize the "Roadmap to Peace."

Winner for Sept 7 to 13

Cable news is TV too.

A joke well told, onymos!

Or, a joke well observed?

The topic for Sept. 7 to 13th.

Tell a Five Word joke.

Winner for Aug. 31 to Sept. 6

The prize goes to Maddie.

The test came back negative.

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