September 27 to October 3

Statements that are obvious lies.

September 20 to September 26

Happiest event you've ever witnessed.

Winner for the past week

Anonymous shills for all medications...
Has no known side effects...  

September 13 to September 19

Some highly dubious medical claims.

Winner for the past week

Ruby has unique Elementary experiences.
Morning assemblies in sweltering sun.  

September 6 to September 12

Your memories of Elementary School.

Winner for the past week

Toddicus sold me on visiting.
First incorporated city in Canada.