September 30 to October 6

a punchline to any statement.

Winner for the past week

Jennifer can snag the crown
without a shrill alarm clock  

Winner for the past week

Dans un village français wins
I would heal the world.

September 23 to September 29

 How your perfect morning begins.

September 16 to September 22

If you had unlimited resources...

Winner for the past week

Toddicus can claim the prize...
Surge of Dopamine and Serotonin.

September 9 to September 15

Describe the feeling called "joy."

Winner for the past week

The Fox claims the prize...
"Please, go slap that customer."  

September 2 to September 8

You wish your boss said...