March 25 to March 31

Sayings for Chinese Fortune Cookies.

No players, so, no winners.

So, everyone is a loser.

March 18 to March 24

Candidate mottoes for 2008 elections.

Slobo easily steals the win

Mess with our circadian rhythms.

March 11 to March 17

Reasons for the time change.

Slobo pulls out a win.

Inventor of the Shamrock Shake.

March 4 to March 10

The Legends of Saint Patrick.

Winner for the past week.

Aliens arrive, get bored, leave.