Topic Dec. 28 to Jan 3

Tell us about a blizzard.

This is just too sad

My wife wins this round.

She submitted our first greeting...

You're cute. Let us hug.

Topic Dec. 21 to 27

Any Five Word "pick-up" lines.

The winner for the week

Brad did leave an entry.

It didn't show up here.

Probably better for him, anyway.

His boss sometimes visits here....

So, Amy takes the prize...

I don't know her name.

Personally, I'd like that situation.

Topic: Dec. 14 to 20

Describe a frustrating "boss" issue.

(Not easy for E-town gang....)

The Winner for the Week...

Could you repeat that again?

Once, I actually used this.

I honestly couldn't understand him.

I think he was Indian...

Topic Dec. 7 to 13

What's your best telemarketer reply?

Winner for the week...


... key changes make you giddy.

Topic Nov. 30 to Dec. 6

You're a music geek if...

Winner for the week...

As I can't reward myself...

Unfortunately, my plate's too small.

Thanks for the entry, man...

Topic for November 23 - 29

Generate an unique "Thanksgiving" perspective.

The winner is...

I'll go with Walt's entry.

An easy excuse for laziness.

"Real men" seldom pamper themselves.

Although, good excuses are golden.

Topic Nov. 16 - 21

The best thing about illness...

Winner
Tough Call.



I prefer printed material myself.

Topic for week Nov. 9 to 15

What is the "media bias?"

Winner for the week....

Walt gave us so much.

Yet, Amy was so succinct.

Dare put competition in marriage?

Walt's made me laugh more:

Happy couple has tough break!

Amy's was a true headline:

Dehydration leads to boy's concussion.

So, take a point each...

Just like Drew's "Whose Line..."

Topic for November 2 to 8.

News Headline: "Jack and Jill."

Winner for the week...

Gee, who should it be?...


The balloonist keeps on exhaling.


There's a strangely metaphorical joke...

Topic for Oct. 26 - Nov. 1

Explain how inflation keeps happening.

And this week's winner is....

It's gotta be sliced bread."

It only stands to reason...

Everything else is "best since..."

(Best halloween costume: "sliced bread."

No one else claims "better."

Or your wife is "butter.")

Topic for Oct. 19 to 25

The best invention, to date...

Winner for Oct. 12 - 18

I liked Walt's, but...

...if you fly without landing.

Brad's made me laugh more.

The FBI missed this one...

Topic Oct. 12 to 18

In Foxworthy's "redneck" joke format...

You might be a terrorist...

Winner Oct 5 - 11

Buy Bill his own website.

Sometimes the suck up wins.

Topic for Oct. 5 to 11

What to do with $1.5 million...

Winner for the week.

I would, but... shoot, BSOD.

Topic for Sept. 28 to Oct. 4

You knew it was coming...

Turn around is fair play...

Describe how Microsoft beats Apple.

Winner for Sept. 21 to 27

The deferment doesn't do it.

Granted, chess beats solitaitre, always.

But, you have still over-paid.

Jobs is not much cooler.

He also has a temper.

Apple is not the antichrist.

I like that one best.

Topic for September 21 to 27

(Or, whenever the comments return...)

Describe how Apple beats Microsoft.

"Winner" for September 14 to 20

Brad wins for this round.

Granted, Squawkbox is out, currently.

The topic for Sept. 14 to 20

Summarize the "Roadmap to Peace."

Winner for Sept 7 to 13

Cable news is TV too.

A joke well told, onymos!

Or, a joke well observed?

The topic for Sept. 7 to 13th.

Tell a Five Word joke.

Winner for Aug. 31 to Sept. 6

The prize goes to Maddie.

The test came back negative.

Those are my favorite vists...

Topic for August 31 to September 6

Your best doctor's office visit.

Winner for August 24th to 30th

Dave's our winner this round.

Raft washes into lost world...

It's likely already been done.

And Dave would know that.

There's probably a dedicated webpage....

Topic for August 24th to August 30th

Pitch a new TV show.

Winner for Aug. 17 - 23

I do often award newbies.

I must, though, award originality.

Amy, you win once again!

Brainwash all bloggers into submission.


It is seemingly quite easy!

The topic for August 17th to 23rd...

What's your "world domination" plan?

Winner for August 9 - 16...

Was this one too hard?

Or doesn't anyone cook anymore?

Oh well then; Amy wins.

Dry and underdone, but edible.

As for the "helping mother...."

Mom was just discussing that!

(We had pierogies on Wednesday.)

Challenge for August 9th to 16th...

Summarize your first cooking experience.

Winner for Aug. 2 - 8

I'll have to say Amy...

Prodigy falls for adolescent queen.

Challenge for August 2nd to 8th...

Summarize "Star Wars, Episode One."

Temporary Comment Fix in Place...
This will loose old comments.

But, game play will continue.

I feel bad for losses.

The last round was awesome.

I think "Tim"'s did win.

I'm not sure; play again!

Ummmm... no comments

It seem I owe money.

I will fix the comments.

Until then, new guy won.

I don't remember the submission.

But: it may have been:

The golf's great up here.

Check back in short order.

It may be up today.

If not, try next Saturday...

I apolgize for the delay.

I guess, nothing is free.

EVEN if advertised as such!

The topic for July 27th to Aug. 1st.

Describe the first Moon Landing.

Winner for July 23rd - 26th...

It seems all are vacationing.

Without much effort, Brad wins.

His entries were exceptionaly good.

But, competition is still nice....

It ends with a swat.


Will earn the bonus today.

The topic for July 23rd to 26th.

The life of a fly.

Winner for July 19th - 22nd...

Yet again, a tough choice.

I think Amy's is best.

Crazy farmwife assails impaired rodents


She'll get the bonus today.

It was concise and thorough.

Others deserve honorable mention, though.

Hapless mice terrorize Bobbit farmstead.
Fourth mouse sought for questioning.

The topic for July 19th to 22nd.

Succinctly, summarize Three Blind Mice.

Winner for July 13th - 18th...

This is a tough choice.

There aren't many to view.

None are actually sentences.

I think Tom's is best.

united only by the name.


He gets the reward today.

It was concise and descriptive.

Walt's was quite funny, though.

A "who's who" of countries.

But

I like to reward new-commers.

The topic for July 16th to 18th.

What is the "United Nations."

Winner for July 13th - 15th...

Walt's entry works for me.

(I'll work for this boss.)

He says what he means.


Because, as Amy had said:

That would be very nice.


I'd like Five Word meetings.

The topic for July 13th to 15th.

Describe your "fantasy" perfect boss.

Winner for July 10th - 12th...

Today presents an easier task.

Amy's entry appealed to me.

Snobby girl gets just desserts.


It's exceptionally concise yet descriptive.

The topic for July 10th to 12th.

Summarize Gone with the Wind.

Winner for July 7th - 9th...

Today presents a tough task.

There were many great entries.

Dave's entry appealed to me.

These bones of the earth.


It's our second non-sentence "favorite."

But, it was exceptionally poetic.

Several were enjoyable and funny:

The one that beats scissors.

Second syllable of Bush's target.

Dave's still called to me.

The topic for July 7th to 9th.

Please, define the word “rock.”

Winner for July 4th - 6th...

Again, we shall award Amy.

America, land of the lazy.


It's our first non-sentence "favorite."

It summarized several expressed viewpoints.

Where else is "self-flushing" necessary?

The topic for July 4th to 6th.

Define your perspective on patriotism.

Winner for July 1st - 3rd...

Today, we shall award Amy.

That's how dial up feels.


Although:

It's the new "wait watchers"!

is the humor I love.

The topic for July 1st to 3rd.

Your reactions to this site.

(That's "Wait all Day. com...")

Winner for June 28th & 30th...

Today, we shall award Brad.

This, sir, is borderline ridiculous.


Although:
There's no "borderline" about it.

The topic for June 28th to 30th.

Your reactions to this site.

(That's "Beer for the Homeless...")

Winner for June 25th & 27th...

Today, we shall award Walt.

You smell like pea soup.


We hope none were real...

The topic for June 25th to 27th.

Exceptionally bad realationship breakup lines.

As for June 21st & 24th...

We finally have real competition!

It's actually a tough pick.

Today, we award Amy, though.

Stacked, use them for furniture.


Sure, others were much funnier.

But, Amy actually made sentences.

The winner for June 19th & 20th.

OK, late entry is accepted.

So, Dean earns a bonus.

Warm, which is pretty cool.


I love oxymorons in sentences.

The topic for June 21st to 24th.

Uses for AOL trial CD's.

The topic for June 19th & 20th.

Input extended; commenting problem noted.

So, how about this weather?

The winner for June 18th.

It's an easy pick today.

Entries were in total agreement.

So, Amy earns a bonus.

Ways that Billy is lazy:
Can't create his own topics.


No breaks for the moderator.

The topic for June 18th.

It is a free-for-all day!

Create a topic, then respond.

The winner for June 17th.

It's a tough pick today.

Entries focussed on time off.

I think Brad gets it.

It usually stops on weekends.


That covers most eveyone's thoughts!

The topic for June 16th.

Describe your job's best attribute.

The winner for June 16th.

Once again, Brad wins this round.

I find myself strangely silent.


Boy, what a suck up!

The topic for June 16th.

Recommend some "Five Word" modifications.

The winner for June 14-15th.

Once again, Brad wins this round.

It was a classic moment.


Thanks for the memories, man.

The topic for June 14th-15th.

Today is our wedding anniversary.

Describe a memorable wedding event.

The winner for June 13th.

Once again, Brad wins this round.

Doesn't matter; they're all crooks.


Loved the agreement of thoughts.

The topic for June 13th.

Compare Democrat and Republican perspectives.

The winner for June 12th.

Once again, Brad wins this round.

Are you gonna finish that?

Mine was an actual quote.

Susan is now my wife.

Tomorrow it'll be six years.

The topic for June 12th.

Bad quips from a date.

The winner for June 10th & 11th.

This is a tough pick.

Brad was much more concise.

Amy's was a bit funnier.

Is George Bush the antichrist?

Granted, there's some seriousness there.

I'll go with the concise.

Not until Jesus comes back.

That's all that needs saying.

The topic for June 10th & 11th.

Thoughts on "Middle East" peace.

The winner for June 9th.

I guess Brad wins this round.

I don't remember today clearly.

This also happens with me.

Shamefully, no one else tried.

The topic for June 9th.

Describe your first school day.

The winner for June 5th-8th.

I guess Brad wins this round.

Also helps keep you regular.


Welcome back home, my friend!

The topic for June 5th - 8th.

Describe your favorite dessert snack.

The winner for June 4th.

I guess Dave wins this round.

their stand a history-making cheer.

Granted, one line had six.

The poem format was impressive.

And no one else tried.

The topic for June 4th.

Comment on this awesome prank.

The winner for June 3rd.

Wordsmith's wonderful words wow Willy.

Amy awarded an abundant accolade.

Mike makes modesty markedly manifest.

In short, Amy wins today.

Bold, beautiful butterfly beckons Billy.

Alliteration is not a requirement.

It is really cool, though.

I certainly deserves bonus points!

The topic for June 3rd.

What is this ink blot?

The winner for June 2nd.

Ummm, I guess I win this round.

Apparently, no one is competitive.

May 31st to June 2nd.

"Goldilocks and the Three Bears".

The winner for May 30th.

Today, we'll reward Mike's work.

She'll be my love forever.

Brad's submissions were rather cute.

Mike's, though, was rather eloquent.

The topic for May 30th.

Spouses and "significant others" are topics.

The winner for May 29th.

Again, we'll reward Mike's work.

Dave's office does not count.

Granted, the competition was slim.

Brad's hit home for me.

But, Mike's was too funny.

The topic for May 29th.

Describe your favorite dating location.

The winner for May 28th.

Again, we'll reward Brad's work.

I converse with my beloved.

Granted, the competition was slim.

Brad's hit home for me.

Sometimes, my problem is similar.

The topic for May 28th.

Describe your poor driving habits.

The winner for May 27th.

Today, we'll reward Brad's humor.

Citric fruit that balances well.

Sure, Mike had good ones.

Brad's was just too unique.

The topic for May 27th.

What does "Level Orange" mean?

The winner for May 26th.

Once again, Mike's words impress.

Landscape projects will consume time.

My family will soon expand.

They're not funny, but descriptive.

Either was better than most.

The topic for the 26th.

Describe your plans for summer.

The winner for May 25th.

Once again, Mike's words impress.

Users desire instantaneous, effortless results.

Never ending frustration surrounds me.

Either sentence is well crafted.

The topic for the 25th.

You must describe your job.

The winner for May 24th.

I'll have to say Mike.

Does butt kissing earn points?

Butt kissing earns a bonus.

Today's Topic

Your opinion of this game.

This is a new Blog.
It is also a game.

Rules are to the right.